I'm worried about Kevin Nealon
. Not because he smokes too much pot--I mean, Weeds
is just a TV show, and there's no way a cool, smart, hilarious, handsome famous person would ever do something heinous and illegal like smoke pot in real life, right? Right. No, my concern is this: On Kevin Nealon's official Web site promoting his upcoming comedy tour and DVD, Now Hear Me Out!
, he is billed as "one of your favorite stars of Weeds
." They wouldn't let me major in public relations because I have a soul, so I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that now is not the time to be "one of" anyone's favorite anything. Are you listening to me, Kevin Nealon? You're on a national comedy tour! You're on an incredibly popular TV show! You used to be on Saturday Night Live
! No one is going to fault you for claiming to be THE favorite star of Weeds
. If you can't be hyperbolic in your own promotional materials, when can you be? So allow me: Hilarious comedy funnygod Kevin Nealon is coming to a Lakewood Theater, 1825 Abrams Parkway, near you! His 20-year career of funny can only begin to be comprehended in his gut-decimating performance at 8 p.m. this Friday. Tickets are a measly $29 to $39. Visit ticketmaster.com
Sat., Oct. 10, 2009