Texas Sure Seems Hellbent on Killing Off the Endangered Prairie Chicken

Should libtards keep giving government handouts to species that can’t acclimate to Texas’ business-friendly atmosphere? Take prairie chickens. They once roamed Texas’ prairies and are known for an awesome mating ritual that includes a funny little dance and a “strange, booming sound across a sea of grasses.” Those prairies are…

Dallas Councilman Lee Kleinman: Uber Should Be Regulated Like Taxis

Now that Dallas has been exposed for almost putting Uber out of business to make Yellow Cab happy, Dallas still plans to do something about Uber. What will be done is not clear. The City Council’s Transportation Committee is scheduled to review Dallas’ car-for-hire regulations next month. In the meantime,…

Clint Peterson Was Killed by Police While Running Away

There still are a few reminders left of Clint Peterson on Kelly Court, the quiet, leafy street in Duncanville where he was shot to death. A neighbor’s white pickup that Peterson once repaired is parked in a driveway. Across the street is the home of an elderly couple whose lawn…

Denton Residents Angry as EagleRidge Continues to Frack Near Homes

Earlier this year, the city of Denton approved regulations that would supposedly stop gas companies from drilling new wells near homes. Yet recently, residents in the Vintage neighborhood began noticing some suspicious noises and vibrations. They were coming from an old gas well site nearby. Denton officials realized a company…

Here Are Some Medical Procedures Texas Regulates Less Than Abortions

Placing tough new rules on abortion clinics is just common sense, according to common sense fanatic Rick Perry. He says that House Bill 2–the new law requiring all abortions to be performed in surgical centers, by a doctor with admitting privileges at a hospital within 30 miles — will ensure…

Anonymous Frontman Barrett Brown’s Mom Was Sentenced to Probation Today

By most accounts, local Anonymous hacktivist Barrett Brown has a loving mother. In its detailed profile of Brown from a few years ago, D Magazine reported that Karen McCutchin had paid to get the carpet in his messy Uptown apartment shampooed before reporters visited. And before FBI agents raided McCutchin’s…

Why Denton’s Air Quality Is the Worst in Texas

Here’s another reason why Texas should secede: We’ll avoid getting in trouble for repeatedly violating the Clean Air Act. New data shows that North Texas is continuing its 16-year-streak of failing to be in compliance with the federal law. The Clean Air Act stipulates that ozone pollution doesn’t exceed 75…

The 10 Most Dangerous Places to Walk in Dallas

You’re speeding out of work with a cell phone in one hand and can of Coke between your knees, trying to make it home before the Chihuahua you keep locked inside all day shits the carpet again, when suddenly, one of those small, panicked dots appears in the distance, in…