Deion Sanders Is 86 Percent Impaired, Workers Comp Claim Says

Deion Sanders, who has accused other NFL athletes of faking their head injuries for money, is cognitively impaired, four doctors have determined. Sanders has had no problem using his pedestal as a Hall of Famer and television analyst to talk shit about other former NFL players suffering brain damage. “The…

Gas-Industry Funded Report Says Fracking Made You $1,200 Richer

Is the gas industry mature enough to have a serious discussion with the American public about hydraulic fracturing, one that explores the benefits of domestic natural gas drilling but also carefully considers methane leaks, groundwater contamination, earthquakes and other potential risks that peer-reviewed research has linked to fracking activity? Fracking…

Which Organic-Seeming Chain Grocery Store in Dallas Is the Most Organic?

Now that Dallas finally has a Trader Joe’s, we can more easily eat all-natural, non-GMO, pesticide-free veggies and meat that roamed freely across organic pastures before it was gently killed, right? Actually, no. Trader Joe’s is one of those grocery stores that seems all organic-y, because it has tasteful decorations,…

The Kings of the Apartment-Lot Tow

The Madera Lakeside apartments in north Arlington have the cookie-cutter look of much of suburban North Texas, a series of low-rise buildings in various shades of beige with a name (“Lakeside!”) that doesn’t quite match reality (an oversized puddle). The road it sits on, Brown Boulevard, is curvy, narrow and…

Is Wendy Davis Running for Governor?

Wendy Davis, the “Abortion Superstar,” is jerking our chains a little bit. She still won’t say whether she’ll run for governor in 2014 or just re-election for her seat in the Texas senate. But a Texas lobbyist with “credible sources” has posted on his blog that she’s definitely gunning to…

In Texas, You Can Face Criminal Charges for Buying a Woman a Drink

It’s no secret that the gentleman buying you tons of free drinks doesn’t give a crap about your health, safety, or even how much you like drinking. He’s just making a calculated investment, figuring that you’re more likely to have sex with him after you have $30 worth of vodka…