I can’t write this news without thinking of Ben Stiller’s pitch-perfect impression of Bruce Springsteen. The (real) Boss will give the South by Southwest keynote speech March 15 at the Austin Convention Center, following in the big ol’ legend-sized footsteps of Smokey Robinson and Neil Young. Maybe Bruce will even…

Well, John Jurik’s poster for Roxmas 6 certainly puts holiday cheer in perspective. After pushing through lines of screaming children (and adults) at Wal-Mart and enduring Mariah Carey’s version of “All I Want For Christmas” 50 times a day, who wouldn’t want to thump Santa with a shovel and put…