A Glossary of Sex Phrases for Incoming College Women

It’s happened: We’ve blown another summer. America’s future leaders are piling back to their schools, and we’re honoring them with how-to’s, survival guides and personal stories of failure from Observer staff. That’s right, It’s College Week. Read more in our college-themed section. First week of college, ladies. You’re going to…

A Visual Narrative

Trapped within a prepackaged cubical at an anonymous office, Irving artist Richard Ross felt his fingers type the beginning of a sentence, the beginning of something: The road to the store. He didn’t know why his fingers chose that path across the keyboard, as though they’d deciphered an ancient dance…

She’s a Demon On Wheels

We like our women just a little on the smash-y side, and the Assassination City derby girls know just how to crash, bash and dash their ways into our hearts. If you like your ladies on wheels, ACRD brings you a “throwback event of epic proportions” with Choose Your Weapon…

The Circle of Art Life

If you’ve never been to the Underworld Art Gallery, you just take Woodall Rodgers to the River Styx … wait, not that “underworld.” This Dallas gallery is located at 115 S. Beckley Ave., but it is hotter than Hades. On Saturday, Artist DIY — that’s Daniel Isaiah Yanez — presents…

A Canvas Shaped Like A Kayak

If you were stranded on a desert island, which artworks would you take with you? Easy. Tracy Emin’s My Bed (for sleep and/or bedsheet ropes), Duchamp’s Bicycle Wheel (doubles as a wagon to carry coconuts) and Man Ray’s Gift (to fight off dingos and shit). Too literal? Artists Michael Corris…

Five Ludicrous Ideas for Dallas-Set Mommy Porn

Okay, okay. We get it. Self-published S&M-lite has an enthusiastic audience and is therefore pop-culturally relevant. And despite our earnest entreaty for something a bit more imaginative than “Fifty Shades of Beige,” this week marked another huge success with a familiar reprise: Gordon Gekko (with a heart of gold and…

The Macabre Beauty of Ari Richter’s Skin Art

The most surprising aspect of Ari Richter’s skin art — aside from its unorthodox canvas, of course — is its unexpected beauty. Richter guided me last Thursday through the white drywall maze of CentralTrak to his summer studio, where he was putting the finishing touches on what will open on…

A Dispatch from The Naked Girls Reading (sNSFW)

You’d the think title says it all. In fact, its straightforward logic is what got me through the door: “I like this and I like that.” But admittedly, I expected something more reserved and perhaps even boring from Friday night’s Naked Girls Reading. While the premise might sound like a…

Five Local Wedding Trends We Secretly Love

Even a heinous, unlovable spinster like Jennifer Aniston can find a man to overlook her obvious flaws and help shape her into a complete human being again. Thus last weekend’s collective sigh of relief at the report of Aniston and beau Justin Theroux’s impending nuptials, which detonated a virtual arms…

Starting A Kid Art Revolution

Fact: Being called “Yankee Doodle” wasn’t exactly nice in pre-Revolutionary War terms. And “macaroni” once referred to an 18th-century metrosexual. These days, we’ve reclaimed the epithet, learning to belt out one’s “Yankee Doodle Dandiness” as early as kindergarten when macaroni is considered the epitome of all artistic media. Seem confusing?…

Where Should I Hang This Gold Medal?

Hard times call for hard bodies, especially when those glutes are available for less than 50 cents apiece! The Hardcore 3rd Sundays International Revue boasts “30 Dancers for $30 or Less,” and Sunday presents a rousing round of finely oiled gentlemen in leather chaps and cowboy hats. Celebrating the 2012…

Dining with Diane

Chances are, if you are an NPR fan, you’ve had breakfast with Diane Rehm on a number of occasions, though it was likely more “granola bar behind the wheel” than five-star cuisine. A staple of the morning commute, Rehm’s daily show illuminates and inspires, bringing civilized but cogent analysis and…

A RAW Art Diet

You’re not alone if the term “radiate” evokes images of eggs sizzling on Dallas sidewalks right about now, but come Thursday all you’ll be thinking about is the hot, hot heat of Dallas art. Raw:natural born artists, an international non-profit that “educates, connects and exposes emerging artists in 54 artistic…