Listomania: 10 Font and Typography Music Jokes

Of all the Internet jokes on all the sites around the world, typography and font puns really, truly have to be some of the geekiest. And that’s why when we came across Buzzfeed’s list of font and typography puns — specifically this attached “I shot the serif” brilliance — we…

Listomania: The Songs That Give Thanks, a Field Guide

It’s hard to argue with Charlie Brown: Thanksgiving is here, man (paraphrased). Over on our on food blog, City of Ate, the writers are counting down to Thanksgiving with odes to their favorite T-Day foods. DC9’s thinking: why can’t we join in on the fun? After the jump, we’ve constructed…

Listomania: Ten Songs That Love the Beatles

This morning, a headline on CNN read, “Beatles come to iTunes.” Innocuous enough, yes, but, gosh, where the hell else are you going to buy music from (arguably) the world’s biggest band? At Best Buy? Apple’s official announcement (the above pic is from their homepage) did, however, make the staff…

Album Corn Dogs: Because They Make Everything Better.

You remember Album Tacos, right? Of course you do–it was the Internet meme where photoshoppers inserted glorious tacos (in forms abstract and literal) into album covers. What the hell would you do in life without these genius memes? Anyway, we thought we’d throw–thanks to our resident art dude Alexander Flores–another…

Listomania: 16 Songs We’re Sick Of Hearing At Sporting Events

No more Cotton Eyed Joe! Please!​You know the drill: A pitcher walks three batters in a row, and the coach comes steaming out of the dugout. Whoever’s in the stadium’s audio control box gets their cue, lunges for button, clicks it, and the entire stadium fills with “Na Na Hey…

Listomania: The 30 Best Songs About Genitalia

If Cee-Lo wrote the greatest song of all humankind with “Fuck You,” which has sufficiently taken over the Internet this week, then Meat Loaf certainly deserves a firm No. 2 spot for his own masterpiece, “California Isn’t Big Enough (Hey There Girl),” a song that finds the 62-year-old singing, quite…

Ten Ironclad Reasons Why Aerosmith Sucks…

They’re sometimes called “America’s Rock and Roll Band.” And, yes, fastidious Aerosmith fans will shout for the rooftops that “Dream On” is a badass song. But, au contraire, friends, for there are several facts after the jump that prove the falseness of any “badass” accusation you may make. In fact,…

Listomania: 10 Bands That Suck Outdoors

Let’s start this off right: We’re absolutely not saying these bands suck. We’re saying they suck in the heat and humidity of an overpacked, porta-potty using festival. And, with ACL approaching fast and other festivals that people like coming up real soon, there’s a lot of choices in that butt-sweat-soaked…

15 Albums on Harry Potter’s iPod

So, we found Harry Potter’s iPod. We know it was Harry’s because it had smoke burns on the wheel, and the back featured an engraved lightning bolt. We found the device, and a set of headphones, when we were taking a walk in a dark forest. There it was–right next…

Listomania: 10 Songs Dad Made Us Hate

Dear Dad, First of all, Happy Father’s Day. OK, now that that’s done, we’ve got something to say. Our heads our going to explode, Scanners-style, if we hear you jack up the radio to ZZ Top’s “La Grange” again. Maybe back in the day, when you and your friends were…

28 Songs That Should Have Been On the Twilight: Eclipse Soundtrack

The Twilight Saga’s soundtracks have been mostly impressive. You can say what you want about the movies sucking it hardcore (vampires playing baseball, really?), but the soundtracks feature some surprisingly good tracks from bands like Fanfarlo, Band of Horses, Justin Vernon, and Florence and the Machine. Good indie bands right?…

The Best Damn Fictional Movie Bands Ever!

There’s a lot of bad movies out there made better by music. There are also a lot of indie movies out there made famous by music. The unsung heroes, however–beyond the Oscar–winning soundtracks and the Garden States of the world–are those great bands made up completely for the benefit of…

35 Songs Hollywood Needs To Stop Using

Dear Hollywood, We know it’s hard to cut trailers, and you want to the maximum possible appeal. It’s understandable, and we all know the game. Unfortunately, you’ve recently achieved critical mass on one subject: overused, hackneyed trailer songs. Sometimes they’re indie and soft and intellectual, and other times they are…

Top 100 Most Annoying Summer Songs

You know what really gives us the summertime blues? “Summertime Blues,” not to mention other maddening summer hits like “All I Wanna Do,” “Margaritaville” or the shotgun-in-mouth-inducing “Hot Hot Hot.” It’s bad enough global warming is cooking the planet like a plastic cup in the microwave–why must we be subjected…