Dallas Is the “Least Outdoorsy” City in America, Apparently

Maybe, just maybe, Dallas has shaken its reputation as the country’s worst city for cycling. Bicycling magazine hasn’t mentioned it in a couple of years, anyway. The city has, however, earned another not-so-welcome distinction. It’s the “least outdoorsy” city in America, according to Outside magazine. We are, apparently, less outdoorsy…

Hundreds of Thousands of Dallas Pets Are Living in the City Illegally

How many dogs and cats are there in Dallas? It’s a hard, maybe impossible figure to nail down with any certainty, but extrapolating from the Humane Society’s U.S. pet-ownership statistics, the number is just north of 600,000. The American Veterinary Medical Association’s pet-ownership calculator gives a slightly smaller but comparable…

Dallas Woman Weirdly Unfazed By Wells Fargo Bomb Scare

Yesterday afternoon, Dallas police were called to one of the dumber bank robbery attempts in recent memory. At 5:15 p.m. a man in his 40s pulled up to the drive-thru window (the sliding-drawer kind rather than suction tube) and placed what police described as a “suspicious device” inside along with…

Unpaid NTTA Tolls Can Apparently Land You In Jail

Of late, the North Texas Tollway Authority has been testing out a host of new methods to encourage drivers to pay their tolls. The agency will block your vehicle registration and impound your car. It will publicly shame you. It will sue you. Sometimes, though, nothing works as well as…

The City of Terrell Is Evicting An Adorable Monkey

On March 24, Cheryl Blasius was stopped cold at her front door. Hanging from the doorknob was a notice from Terrell’s animal control department: Got complaint you own a monkey. You cannot have a monkey in Terrell. 10 days to remove of you will recieve (sic) citations for keeping an…

Tyler Ophthalmologist Tops List of Texas’ Top Medicare Billers

On Wednesday, the federal government released a massive trove of Medicare data showing how much some 880,000-plus U.S. healthcare providers were paid for their services in 2012. Fully mining the data will take months or years, but using the data to compile a list of the top Medicare billers took…