Wendy Davis is “Using Her Kids” Now, Fox News Says

If there was ever any doubt that the debate over the fudged details in Wendy Davis’ bio had completely jumped the shark, confirmation came this week in the form of unsolicited parenting advice the Democratic gubernatorial candidate was offered by Bristol Palin. Yet the story continues, feeding on itself in…

Help Fort Worth Police Catch This Terrible Bank Robber

Pro tip: When planning a bank heist, it’s best to eliminate or conceal any distinguishing features that might help cops identify you later. Exhibit A is this Fort Worth bank robber’s grotesque salt-and-pepper facial hair. Yes, the powder blue sweats are suitably nondescript, and the beanie-over-the-eyes trick is a nice…

Grapevine Has Effectively Banned Child Molesters

For a portrait of the Kafkaesque nightmare criminal residency restrictions can create, go read about the permanent sex offender camp that took root several years ago beneath Miami’s Julia Tuttle Causeway. Thanks to a local ordinance barring them from living within 2,500 feet of any place that children congregate, there…

Judge Orders Marlise Munoz to Be Taken Off Life Support

Finally, after nearly two months being kept on life support, Marlise Munoz will be allowed to die. Just after 4:15 p.m., a Tarrant County Judge sided with Munoz’ family, declaring her legally dead and ordering her removed from support. The decision came after less than an hour of debate. Fort…

Greg Abbott Is in a Wheelchair. Can We Move On Now?

Yesterday, with the state’s attention still glued to Wendy Davis’ Trailergate, competing groups attempted to roll Greg Abbott’s wheelchair into the gubernatorial debate. First came James O’Keefe’s latest undercover video showing a Battleground Texas volunteer identified as attorney Lisa Wortham (the “Lewisville Team Leader”) saying “I’m really wondering how this…

Texas Governor Rick Perry Is Still a Long Way From Legalizing Pot

It’s not often that Texas Governor Rick Perry has occasion to wax at length about his views on drug policy, but when you find yourself in Davos, Switzerland, on a World Economic Forum panel devoted to the “drug dilemma,” there isn’t much else to talk about. This morning’s discussion (it…