Arlington Police Track Down Stolen Parrot in Hurst

Rounding out a day of heroic animal rescues in North Texas, Arlington police on Monday tracked down Captain Jack, a parrot nabbed from a local body shop more than a week ago. The bird, APD said in its plea for public assistance, was the mascot of Sunrise Automotive on East…

Rick Santorum’s New Christmas Movie is Officially a Flop

Shortly after former Senator Rick Santorum took the reins as CEO of Dallas’ EchoLight Studios, he began pimping “The Christmas Candle,” a holiday parable about the residents of a quaint English village protecting traditional values (a miracle-producing candle) against the forces of modernity (electricity). The film “hearkens back to the…

Seven Armed Robbers Stormed an Irving Jewelry Store on Sunday (Video)

In the real world, jewelry store heists don’t typically play out like they do in Hollywood. Sunday morning’s holdup of a jewelry store in Irving was an exception. Irving police have released surveillance footage of the robbery showing seven masked individuals, several carrying handguns, smashing through a locked a glass…

Texas AG Candidate Barry Smitherman Can Shoot All the Guns

One of the prerequisites for holding statewide office in Texas nowadays is the gun-toting photo op. Governor Rick Perry’s done plenty. So has Attorney General Greg Abbott and Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson. Lieutenant Governor David Dewhurst is the rare exception — just more proof that he can’t be trusted. Attorney…