Everybody Was…

Contrary to what Wu-Tang Clan would have me believe, I seriously doubt the rapping skills of the average Shaolin monk. While they may be well-trained and diligent practitioners of a multitude of acrobatic kung fu styles, they aren’t particularly boastful and don’t seem to say a whole lot, so it…

Thelonious Monk and John Coltrane

1957 was a defining year for these two jazz greats. After a lengthy absence, Thelonious Monk’s newly reinstated cabaret card permitted him to return to the fertile playground of the New York City jazz clubs. John Coltrane just completed an informal tutelage under Miles Davis, successfully kicked heroin and was…

Orange You Glad

Iowa native Eric Tosten has been carving out his place in the Dallas art scene with fluid plastic and acrylic shapes that bend and swirl against medium-density fiberboard and paper like magnified blood samples from one of Keith Haring’s stick figures. Tosten’s more recent pieces seem to shed some of…

Heavenly Seven

The number seven has long been representative of perfection and godliness. Whether it’s Proverbs 9:1 (“Wisdom has built her house, she has hewn her seven pillars.”) or the Pixies’ “Monkey Gone to Heaven,” (“…then God is seven”) evidence of seven’s numerological purity is well-documented. Angelbert Metoyer was born on the…

Vans Warped Tour

Jocks used to beat the crap out of skaters. Now they’re one in the same, and nowhere is the unholy union of jock bravado and anti-establishment angst more apparent (not to mention highly marketable) than at the Vans Warped Tour. Now more than 10 years old, the annual extreme sport…

Dr. Octagon

The rumors surrounding the long-awaited follow-up to one of Kool Keith’s most infamous creations, 1996’s Dr. Octagonecologyst, only serve to complicate an already convoluted character. To bring about The Return of Dr. Octagon, Kool Keith’s vocal tracks (supposedly from a 2002 session with producer Fantik-J) were appropriated by Simon Walbrook,…

Oh Rudy

Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s incomparable leadership during an urban apocalyptic aftermath earned him a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II and the hilariously ironic Ronald Reagan Presidential Freedom Award. But prior to September 11 Giuliani helped to successfully transform the once-seedy Times Square into a family-friendly hub of…

The Grant Prize

Richard E. Grant is one of those actors who you may not know by name, but you’d probably recognize him if you saw him. He’s appeared in some memorable pieces of cinema (Gosford Park and The Age of Innocence) and some remarkable pieces of crap (Spice World and Hudson Hawk)…

Hagfish, Bobgoblin, The Numbers Twist

Bobgoblin and Hagfish spent the end of the 20th century taking turns as the “next big thing” to come out of Dallas. Hagfish donned skinny ties and dabbled in playful, middle-finger punk. Bobgoblin executed driving guitar pop, complete with video imagery and jumpsuits. Both bands had their own recipe for…

Young Lions

In 1999 the Constantines formed and within a few short years had become a favorite of indie music listeners and college radio DJs from Alberta to Albuquerque. They also made some fans in the Canadian Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences, who honored the band’s self-titled debut with a Best…

One Call, That’s All

Sue Loncar is many things. She serves as the Artistic Director of the Contemporary Theatre of Dallas. She has a lead role in their production of Stanton’s Garage. She’s also married to local lawyer Brian Loncar. You can’t help but wonder if she’ll take liberties with the third act and…

Pump It Up

The art of bodybuilding has been around since the late 1890s, though its athletic roots date back to 11th-century India. By 1904, slathering one’s monstrous physique in baby oil and flexing for the delight of large audiences had developed into a more refined formal sport with the American premiere of…

Rock Stars

Scholars have pondered it, scientists have dissected it, and still no one can explain why celestial imagery and three-minute guitar solos fuse so naturally. Laser Floyd would be mesmerizing enough, but the Planetarium at UT Arlington has upped the light show ante with their Rock Hall of Fame full-dome projection…

Rock Stars

Scholars have pondered it, scientists have dissected it, and still no one can explain why celestial imagery and three-minute guitar solos fuse so naturally. Laser Floyd would be mesmerizing enough, but the Planetarium at UT Arlington has upped the light show ante with their Rock Hall of Fame full-dome projection…

Film School, Margot & the Nuclear So and So´s

An aging hipster and a 16-year-old girl stroll through the mall, each absentmindedly enveloped in their respective iPods. They collide. “Hey, watch where you’re going,” says the hipster, “you got pop sensibilities in my drone-y shoegaze.” The 16-year-old girl cocks her head: “Nuh-uh. You got your lame ass shoegaze all…

My Treasure

Not so long ago music of a spiritual persuasion was easy to pick out in a heathen crowd. You wouldn’t mistake Stryper for Mötley Crüe or confuse DC Talk with NWA–contemporary Christian musicians always made it clear that they were rockin’ and/or rappin’ for the Lord. If their faith was…

Accessible Pop

Art can be found anywhere. Art is on museum walls and bathroom stalls, displayed in bars and on subway cars. Art is in the earth, in the clouds, in a flower and crap like that. And sometimes “rare and affordable prints” of modern art juggernauts are available at the Saks…

Accordion Days

Polka has taken over. Just turn on the radio. Open a magazine. It’s everywhere. The worldwide polka explosion is about to reach critical mass, and the good people of Ennis, Texas are firmly planted in its nexus, ready to withstand the massive aftershocks. I’m not sure if that last sentence…

Take Eight

Q Cinema’s Annual Gay & Lesbian International Film Festival is a precocious little 8-year-old. Born in 1999, the slapdash weekend of gay-friendly screenings has steadily matured into a full-fledged cinema schmooze event, complete with nightly after-parties and live entertainment. Previous years have seen some hit-or-miss moments, more than likely a…

Ush-y Broad

Ush on the Rocks cheerfully purports to deliver “a brand of comedy that you won’t find anywhere else in Dallas.” As weak and predictable as most Dallas comedy cavalcades are (I’m looking at you, Section 8), such a proclamation is analogous to an Eskimo bragging about being the best wind…

The Devil Inside

When the subject of a documentary has been self-documenting himself for most of his natural life, it presents a filmmaker with no dearth of source material. It does, however, raise an obvious challenge: How do you condense decades of experience and introspection into a cohesive narrative? Given his subject’s near-mythical…

2006 Dallas Observer Music Awards

Endure a few run-throughs of Pomp and Circumstance, make sure your tassel is on the correct side of your cap and ready your flask for the after-party at the rich kids lake house. Its a graduation, baby. Most years, the theme of the Dallas Observer Music Awards is an afterthought,…