Cheapskate’s Guide to Saturday Night: 5 Galleries, 5 Drinks

Dragon Street is a bit like the Diamond District of Dallas Art. By localizing their galleries in one, walkable zone, art dealers are able to share the same client base. This is especially true on those magical nights when most spaces offer new shows, and new shows means new opening…

Holy Crap, I Need That!

Welcome to Mixmaster’s newest weekly post, Holy Crap, I Need That! Thursdays, where we bring you the best and strangest adventures in consumerism on any given topic. This week, it’s fashion. Here’s my picks for all-around rad things that you’d be crazy not to want. Hats for cats (above): Oh…

10 Awesome Things To Do This Weekend: June 21 to 24

Here’s some quick math to help you get through any given week: If you view the weekend as starting on Thursday, it makes it four days long. By that logic, the work week is only three days long. Totally doable. Let’s toast to math and pour a little weekend whiskey…

‘Cause Moscow Loves You, Baby

Photographs Do Not Bend has a new show opening Saturday. It’s a stunning pictorial titled “Big Bend,” and it documents the region through the mind and lens of photographer Jack Ridley. From 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday, you can explore this gallery prior to the opening melee and spend…

Who Poured White Lightning in My Tea Party?

Until now, having lustful feelings for our founding fathers was the stuff of fetishes. Then a little musical came along that made America get all tight in the pants. It’s Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, a rockin’ tour of populism that modernizes our seventh president by stuffing him into a pair…

You Down With F.O.E.?

The Serengeti-style oasis of skin and swim The Fraternal Order of Eagles has a magnetic quality to it — one that lures you in with the smell of tanning oil and charcoal. As if the usual reasons for going aren’t enough — hot single dads, charitable donations, beach blanket bingo,…

Roof Top Bar Gazing

Online retailer Jo.Yon wants to show you how to work it. Also, how to conquer your fear of heights. Tonight the upper deck of the Roof Top Trinity Lofts (1403 Slocum St.) will bling and dazzle when Jo.Yon presents “Live from the Rooftop,” a fashion show catering to ladies of…

Here’s a Cool Skateboard Video from Sunday’s Thrashed Swag Event

Last Sunday’s Thrashed Swag warmed my crackled, arid heart. In addition to having one of the raddest posters ever, this hip hop/street art/skateboarding showcase was hosted by Big J. and featured music by Topic, Raw Elementz, Human Resources, JT of Brain Gang, Hyper Uppercuti and N.O.V.A. Most importantly, it’s great…

Get Excited About the Upcoming Lucian Freud Exhibition

Lucian Freud is the grandson of Sigmund “the couch whisperer” Freud, but through art he found an identity that was perfectly his own. Known for his cool-toned, realism-based portraits, Lucian developed and defined his style well before passing away in 2011 at the age of 88. Earlier in his career,…

Crushed: No Second Show For Chappelle Tonight

Tonight’s surprise 9 p.m. Dave Chappelle performance sold out so quickly that odds looked good for a second, later show. Ticketmaster’s site even flirted with the idea, popping up a short-lived link to an 11 p.m. performance with no option to buy. The tease lasted for the better part of…

Just In: Dave Chappelle Performs Tonight At House of Blues

House of Blues released word late last night that comedian Dave Chappelle will perform at 9 p.m. tonight, Monday, June 18. He’s been popping up in venues across the south, surprising fans in Memphis and Little Rock last week. Now he’s giving Dallas die-hards a shot at spontaneity with a…

Cheapskates’ Guide to Film: Five Free Weekend Movies

For all its flash and bling, Dallas is a pretty easy city to do on the cheap. Take this weekend: With the Oak Cliff Film Fest in town, cinematic scavengers can feast on five freebie scraps at both outdoor and indoor viewings. Over at Strauss Square, you’re invited to RSVP…

Stupid Dallas: Five Other ’80s TV Shows We Cannot Remake

Sooo, Dallas, huh? Yep, that was terrible. Let’s never watch that ever again. In fact, let’s stop trying to resurrect iconic shows entirely. Dallas was all about shoulder pads, wealth and the young power couple JR/Sue Ellen. It doesn’t work in 2012. It got me thinkin’ about other programs I…

11 Awesome Things To Do This Week: June 14 to 17

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X kicks off this weekend’s Oak Cliff Film Festival/rocks your socks. Like the Supermoon or Venus in transit, the universe is highlighted with tremendous points of confluence. So are weekends. This next stretch in particular is so loaded with amazing options and possibilities that it’s…

Your Cinematic Tryst Just Got Hot and Heavy

Go ahead and turn your phone off, you won’t need it this weekend. Those scamps at Aviation Cinemas have put together the Oak Cliff Film Festival, a four-day immersion in the best indie cinema imaginable. In addition to highlighting work by emerging and established talents, this festival is a wonderful…

It’s Good To Be The King

If you ask Dad what he wants for Father’s Day, he’s going to tell you to save your cash and build your financial security. That’s because he won’t say what he really wants: falcons. Goddamn, flying creatures of prey that will swoop down during a staged battle and deliver notes…

These Galleries Want To Show You Theirs

We’re sitting on a damn goldmine here in Dallas. Our artists are innovative, targeted and open to collaboration, a rare combination for any city. Tonight you’ll experience the best of our most inventive contributors when nine different galleries, all of which cater to pushing through new methods and ideas, participate…

Everything’s Better With Cello

The story of Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans, isn’t a cheery one. It’s appropriately nerve-wracking for a work by German director F.W. Murnau, who previously painted the haunting celluloid of Nosferatu and Faust. Released in 1927, the black and white film is silent and uses creepy, dastardly images as…