Fun Fun Fun Lineup Includes VEGA

Along with Les Savy Fav, Atlas Sound, GZA and (deep breath) The Jesus Lizard, The Fun Fun Fun Fest November 7 and 8 in Austin will include one local boy-turned-Austinite: former Ghosthustler Alan Palomo’s second-newest project, VEGA.Though the former Dentron dweller isn’t yet listed on the festival’s “lineup leaks” page,…

Hophead: Is Bigger Really That Much Better?

This week, Sigel’s announced that it is taking early orders for a dozen 6-liter bottles of Unibroue’s La Fin Du Monde golden ale. Catch is, these collector’s items come at the eyebrow-raising (or unibrow-raising) price of $219.99 a bottle. And that’s a discount: the “regular price,” according to Sigel’s, is…

Family Matters

The creepiest showbiz confession ever was Ryan O’Neal’s admission that during the funeral for Farrah Fawcettt, he tried to hit on a woman who turned out to be his estranged daughter, Tatum. Like Ryan O’Neal, the protagonist of Elinor Lipton’s The Family Man reconnects with a long-lost relative after a…

Trick Shot Oswald

I wasted more than a decade of beer drinking before I tried beer pong. Drinking games always struck me as the realm of overgrown frat boys. My thinking: Beer is good–it shouldn’t be a negative consequence of poor game play. Then one night at a house party, the action at…

Dude Food: Carnival Fantasy

Carnival Fantasy1-888-CARNIVALDude Factor: 7, or Jack Sparrow, on a scale of 1 (“In The Navy”-era Village People) to 10 (Popeye the Sailor)Every time it came up in conversation that my family and I would be going on a four-day cruise to Cozumel, I found myself over-explaining or making excuses as…

Poster Of The Week: Aftertraces and More At The Prophet Bar Friday

This week’s featured poster spiffs the Friday Aftertraces show at the Prophet Bar with Legacy Fails, The Room Sounds, Book of Sounds and Kirk Thurmond. Clay Hervey, drummer for Dallas indie/alt-rock band Aftertraces, designed this one. I like how the coloring of the overlapping figures blends together  and into the…

Hophead: First Shot At Homebrew

There’s something enticing and romantic about the idea of making one’s own beer right at home. Along with home wine making (yechh!) and the few in Kentucky–and elsewhere–who manage home spirits, it’s the last frontier of legal DIY intoxicants.Set up a meth lab in your trailer and … well, you’re…

Star-Crossed and Speedy

From respectful, traditional stage performances to Baz Luhrmann’s “hip” modernization, Romeo + Juliet, to the violent gross-out parody Tromeo & Juliet, Shakespeare’s tragic tale of “star-cross’d lovers” has been adapted so many times that it seems unlikely that yet another performance of the play could add anything to it. So…

Lowdown On Funny

Huggy Lowdown is best known as the “Celebrity Snitch” on Tom Joyner’s syndicated morning show, on which he gives daily gossip updates cracking himself and the other hosts up with obvious innuendo and catty insults. The jokes aren’t that clever, but he’s got an enthusiastic, kinda-swishy delivery that makes them…

Poster Of The Week: The Shapes At The Cavern Saturday

Dallas psych-rockers The Shapes, featuring Lollipop Shopper Patricia Rodriguez on bass and vocals, have finally started playing live shows again after a two-year hiatus, and will bring their ’60s-loving jangle-rock to The Cavern Saturday night. This poster for the show, which also features DJ Mark Ridlen and the live debut…

Hophead: Baffled By British Beer

May a grand Constellation be formed by a union of American virtues. –Revolution-era toast, per Richard J. Hooker’s “The American Revolution Seen Through A Wine Glass” (though we like to think that beer mugs were hoisted to these words as well).Two British ales recently proved to be real head-scratchers for…

Guilty of Rock

The most ridiculous television show ever created was Cop Rock. Police officers–the people who bust up beer parties, respond to noise complaints and enforce drug prohibition–co-opting the music of youthful rebellion is inherently laughable. But lawyers rocking? Slightly absurd, but it makes a lot more sense than cops. Arguing a…

Girls, Girls, Girls

Sorry to tell you this, dudes, but the Girl Show isn’t what the title implies. But just because it isn’t yet another burlesque show doesn’t mean you won’t enjoy it. Female artistic expression doesn’t always have to involve tasseled pasties, you know. This ArtLoveMagic (wasn’t that a Chili Peppers album?)…

Samuel James’ True Blues

Perhaps the most hilarious send-up of modern blues takes place in the 2001 film adaptation of Ghost World. Steve Buscemi’s character gets upset that a personal hero of his, a little-known old bluesman, had been resigned to an opening role at a sports bar/blues club—though a woman he meets assures…

(Free) Gig Alert: Mount Righteous At ZuRoma Tonight

Looks like Aboca’s isn’t the only suburban pizza and pasta joint to host all-ages rock shows. At 8 p.m. tonight, everyone’s favorite punk-rock acoustic marching band will play a free set at ZuRoma Sicilian Kitchen, located at 2140 Hall-Johnson Road in Grapevine. That band, Mount Righteous, has shared good news…

Dude Food: Jalapeno Tree

Each week the Dude Food guys assess the ‘masculinity’ of Dallas area dives. The more fried meat and junk on the walls, the better the rating…Jalapeno Tree (Yes, there should be a tilde over the “n” in “Jalapeno.” No, I don’t know how to type one.) 1530 N. Peachtree Rd.,…