The Bushwhacker’s Guide to Exploring Dallas

For a long time, a central part of Dallas’ self-concept was the idea that this city had no natural features. At all. The idea was always dead wrong. In fact, because large tracts of land had been neglected and ignored by developers from the city’s earliest days, Dallas always had…

City Dawdling Leaves Trinity Canoeists Up Shit Creek

This is for the paddlers. Not for me. No more ranting by me, no more calling people stupid. Even if they are. We are all on our knees here, pleading. All around me are paddlers — canoe paddlers, kayak paddlers. We’re pilgrims, walking on our knees to City Hall with…

Cronies on the Bench

Psst. Hey. Wanna see somethin’ dirty? Peep in this little window with me. C’mon! We won’t get in trouble. Look in here. It’s City Hall. Yeah, no kidding. They don’t know we can see them. For the last year, they’ve been going through all kinds of elaborate window-dressing gyrations for…

Rambo Romney Should Call for Restarting the Draft

Make us believe you mean it, Mitt. Bring back the draft. For the better part of a week, I have been reading all these thinly veiled suggestions by Mitt Romney that President Obama isn’t enough of an ass-kicker in the Middle East. His aides have been telling reporters that a…

Dear Benjamin Netanyahu, Could You do a Mitzvah for Dallas?

This is a personal letter to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Dear Prime Minister: My name is Jim Schutze. I am a columnist for the Dallas Observer. I write about local things here. My politics are sort of all over the place, but I have always considered myself a great…