Behold: A Trinity River Park Plan That Actually Makes Sense

Think of it this way. It’s Saturday morning. You could sleep some more. Oh, wait, you’re awake. That’s why you’re lying here thinking. So you need something to do. You could go to NorthPark Center and buy a monogrammed mother-of-pearl hairbrush that’s also an antique music box that plays “God…

Suddenly, the Morning News Cares About Minority Neighborhoods

Let’s talk about sincerity. It’s awfully easy to take a certain position on an issue and be sincere about it when that position happens to coincide with the interests of your boss. We speak here of The Dallas Morning News editorial page and its campaign against scrap yards near mainly…

Baby Buggy Buggers: And You Thought Hummers Were Obnoxious

Went to NorthPark Center in fancy North Dallas a few afternoons ago. Don’t go often. Already have all the monogrammed Kleenex I need. But let me ask you something. What is it with the triple baby carts? You know I’m not making this up. You’ve seen it. There are people…

A Seven-Point Plan for Screwing Up Higher Ed

My poor son is the child of two writers. When he was still preadolescent, his mother wrote something about him for a newspaper or magazine article, I forget which. His teacher saw it and showed it to the class. He came home and said to us in a very grave…

Senator Wendy Davis Draws a Line in the Dirt

Hooray for Wendy: Thankfully, once in a while the political system churns out a Wendy Davis, the 48-year-old Senate freshman from Fort Worth who filibustered Governor Rick Perry’s legislative session to a grave Sunday night. How was this going to end otherwise? Perry has engineered the session as a vicious…