Gumbo Rune

Names of dishes roll off the tongue with touches of lyricism: gumbo, jambalaya, muffuletta, po-boy, étouffée, red beans and rice. The syllables are priceless–spoken fragments that could easily give birth to endless haiku. Po-boy drowned in a Jambalaya gumbo gloat Teething étouffée Or not. But what if you toss DaZa…

Texas de Ka-ching

“We want to be the P.F. Chang’s of steak houses,” Texas de Brazil founder and chief operating officer Salim Asrawi said when the first Texas de Brazil churrascaria opened in Addison in 1998. Churrascarias are those Brazilian grills where skewered meats are roasted over open pits, continuously cycled through the…

Burnout

Last time we sampled chef Bruno Mella’s craft, it was at Mel’s on Main, a short-lived Deep Ellum restaurant and bar featuring a mounted and framed butcher knife along with dinner plates autographed by Julia Child and Emeril Lagasse on the walls. There we sampled spongy swordfish with an ammonia…

Thai That Binds

From the outside, it isn’t much. It’s easy to miss: a double-decker strip mall stretch done in drab concrete gray with charcoal awnings. But the Nakhon Thai restaurant strip nook grabs you anyway because the word Thai is done up in bright red. Must stand out like a swank Manhattan…

Go Fish Go

Mike Hoque, president of American Limos & Transportation and the construction firm Tuscany Choice Development LLC is busy reeling them in. Via his restaurant group Fresh Catch LLC, headlined by Go Fish restaurant in Addison, Hoque is blitzing the Dallas orbit with a faster Go Fish: Fish Express, shilling mostly…

Bouncing Chicken

Basketball announcer Marv Albert’s brief conversation with Marco Polo’s ghost: Marv: You’ve had a hell of a career. The silk road. Working the zone for head Mongol Kublai Khan. Playing some devastating offense at Hsiang-yang during the siege by the Mongol hordes. And then you did some time in prison…

Ring Tone

Royce Ring. Remember him? As senior vice president of the e-brands division of Carlson Restaurants Worldwide, he delivered to Dallas Samba Room, Timpano Chophouse, Taqueria Canonita and the yoked Fishbowl/ZenDen while he shepherded Stephan Pyles’ AquaKnox and Star Canyon into the e-fold. As a partner in Triple R Group, he…

Brio Blande

MapQuest can’t digest Southlake Town Square. Punch in one of its Plaza Place addresses, and it strings you across the Mid-Cities, threads you through Fort Worth and dead-ends you in a residential area near a place called Lake Worth. Or at least it did on my first aborted visit to…

Flaccid Flirt

Tryst (the word) arouses with lascivious implications. A flood of them. The head swims in the salacious stew. Say the word. Tryst. Notice how sticky it is. Bound tightly between a pair of identical rigid consonants, tryst promises furtive sensuality. Tryst Restaurant & Bar draws on this promise, flaunts it…

Flip It

For three decades and change, Farmer’s Grill has served greasy-spoon, cozy-home grub featuring fresh produce from the nearby Farmers Market. No more. The place is going upscale. Two months ago, the disheveled Grill was taken over by Dr. Ira Murchison, a family practitioner, and Calvin Graham, a commercial and residential…

Dreck Girl

Back in November we revealed that Tony’s Wine Warehouse & Restaurant was essentially a sucker farm (see “Sour Grapes,” November 10, 2005), where customers were consistently snookered into buying over-the-hill wines at over-the-top prices via donated wine classes and tastings. Time will tell who sucks now. Tony’s owner Michel Monzain…

Bagging the Muse

Enter Cryovac. Invented years ago by a company called Sealed Air, which distributes everything from bubble wraps to extruded plank foams, Cryovac vacuum shrink bags revolutionized food packaging by injecting a burst of freshness into fish, meats and poultry sent through the distribution chain to the table. So it was…

Dining’s a Bitch

Pinned to the server’s starched white jacket lapel is a long narrow ruby bar trimmed in gold–a ruby sliver really. Guest: Tell me about your red bar. Waiter: This is the red “i” in Bice. Guest: Say it again. Bee-shay? Waiter: Bice. Guest: Bee-say? Bee-jay? Bee-shay? Waiter: It’s like Beach,…

Chop Suey Syndrome

“If you thought Red Lobster was good, try Buddha mountain crab brains.” –Chinese language student Anthony Kohler in a dispatch from Guangzhou, southern China The betrayals are subtle at first. A server is bewildered by limes, so after numerous delays the Corona arrives with a narrow wedge of lemon. The…

Cowtown Twist

The European twists are there, to be sure: truffles, snails, pâté and Parma prosciutto. There’s a sort of winsome arrogance to the BLT, which is composed of brie, lettuce and tomato. In a sign of still more haute haughtiness, you can order the BLT with bacon–for an extra buck. But…

Road Wear

More than a decade ago, former Duke University English and law professor Stanley Fish published a biting critique of academia titled “The Unbearable Ugliness of Volvos.” But potential automotive unsightliness is not why Van Roberts, owner of Lola the Restaurant, unloaded his Point West Volvo dealership to Park Place last…

Wallop Pack

Steak–damn straight–is the mother’s milk of Dallas dining. When imagination fails you, when the prospect of culinary risk numbs the cojones, when the anxiety of outfitting a restaurant without mahogany, polished brass and frosted glass tulip blooms over chandelier bulbs paralyzes you, it’s best to load up on 1,800-degree broilers,…

Going Liquid?

Last week, U.S. Bankruptcy Court trustee Victoria Tutterrow slapped the Entertainment Collaborative (Green Room, Jeroboam, Gypsy Tea Room) out of its chapter 11 bankruptcy protection slumber with a motion to dismiss or convert its case, filed last October, into Chapter 7–a move that would essentially force all three venues into…

Lone Bull

Let’s put aside pup tents for a moment. The American cowboy is an icon of rugged individualism coupled with stalwart determination, plus a little recklessness thrown in. The cowboy myth is embodied in the stoic, emotionally distant adventurer. You feel it at Cattleman’s Steakhouse. The moniker on the canopy over…

Brazilian Whacks

After nearly 15 years, Café Brazil is abandoning its Lakewood bed, aborted by a landlord/lease dispute. “They just wouldn’t work with us,” says Café Brazil CEO Brant Wood, who bought the then six-unit chain in 2004. “They wouldn’t put any money into the building…I have a feeling they’d like to…

Thank Heaven

It’s easy to get a sense of where the cash registers rang up cups of coffee and pouches of teriyaki jerky. You can tell by the cameras fastened to the ceiling tiles. Four of them are visible, and their site lines converge on an area near the four banquettes lined…

Wine Graft

The weekend of April 8 marked the 14th Annual New Vintage Wine Trail in Grapevine, a wine bash celebrating Texas’ new releases. But it also marked the debut of Grapevine’s La Buena Vida Vineyards under new ownership. Earlier this year, The Puente Group, parent company of two La Bodega Wineries…