Dennis The Menace

Comedian Dennis Miller hated on Ronald Reagan as much as any other comedian in the 1980s, but when 9/11 happened, the self-described libertarian was among the first celebrities calling for Dubya to nuke the Middle East back into the Stone Age. Of course, no one ever accused Miller of being…

Dollars for Dime

Local legend “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott was always known as a metalhead with a heart of gold, and there’s no better testament to this fact than watching Dime’s fans continue to help out his favorite causes some five years after his sad, untimely demise. The fifth annual Ride for Dime BBQ…

Dude Food: Burguesa Burger

Burguesa Burger2222 Inwood Road214-350-7772Dude Factor: 6, or Dean Hodes, on a scale of 1 (Peter Scottson) to 10 (Andy Botwin).Back when it first opened in May, everyone around the Observer offices was buzzing about Burguesa Burger, the new Latin-targeted burger stand from Which Wich and Genghis Grill founder Jeff Sinelli…

Boyz Will Be Boyz

If there’s anything that’s still ripe for parody no matter how many times it’s been done before, it’s boy bands and contemporary Christian music–and there’s no local group more up to the task than the fine people at Uptown Players, who present Altar Boyz starting Friday at the K.D. Studio…

Lunching with History

Honestly, we are poor military historians, so what little we know about the Dallas Artillery Company–which eventually became Battery A of the Texas National Guard’s 133rd Field Artillery Unit–comes courtesy of intense Googling. Luckily for you, local historian Ed Owens knows quite a bit more than we do, seeing as…

Dude Food: Great American Hero

Great American Hero4001 Lemmon Ave.214-521-2070Dude Factor: 5, or Fred Savage, on a scale of 1 (Ricky Schroder) to 10 (Michael J. Fox). Considering the waves of ill-advised ’80s nostalgia still sweeping through your local Urban Outfitters, one would think a place like Great American Hero would be packed with hipsters…

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Traditionally, the term “lucky stiff” refers to some average a-hole who finds himself in a suddenly fortuitous situation, liking winning the lotto or bedding some beautiful dame who’s way out of his league (all of this starts to make a lot more sense if you talk about it in a…

The Old Kid

If you were a star in the teen comedies, sitcoms or early reality shows of the late ’80s and ’90s and you haven’t parlayed your role into a successful film or television career, then the odds are pretty good you’ve taken to the stand-up circuit. The schedules of clubs like…

Dallas Observer Music Awards

Last year, at our 20th annual Dallas Observer Music Awards, there was a distinct theme of tradition behind all the festivities. And rightfully so: 20 years is indeed a long time. Countless great acts have passed through and risen up in Dallas during that time period. But there’s just something…

It Came From the ’90s

Comedian Tom Rhodes hasn’t gone on to the success of ’90s contemporaries like Janeane Garofalo and Dave Chappelle, but he’s nevertheless kept at it, weathering short stints on his own NBC sitcom and a Dutch talk show in the process. With an easygoing stoner-redneck shtick, his comedy touches on everything…

Big D Production

Things made in Dallas, past and present: Mrs. Baird’s bread, Robocop, integrated circuits, Barney, 11 Robert Johnson 78s, Fletcher’s Corny Dogs, Walker, Texas Ranger, microprocessors, the growing fetus in Cristal Taylor’s womb, Dr. T & the Women, oil fortunes, the first frozen margarita machine and seasons two and three of…

Ru-Fi-No! Ru-Fi-No!

Mexican artist Rufino Tamayo started off as a professional wrestler, but it was his art that finally took him around the world–from Mexico to New York City to Paris–before finally landing back in his hometown of Oaxaca, where he built his Museo Rufino Tamayo. Through November 1, the Amon Carter…

Dude Food: Taqueria El Si Hay

Each week the Dude Food guys assess the ‘masculinity’ of Dallas area dives. The more fried meat and junk on the walls, the better the rating…Taqueria El Si Hay601 W Davis St.214-941-4042Dude Factor: 10, or El Santo, on a scale of 1 (these guys) to 10.Sorry for the tardiness, blog…

Baby Cardinals

Springfield, Missouri, has the most diverse weather pattern in America according to Forbes magazine, which means the AAA Springfield Cardinals might present somewhat of a threat to our own Frisco RoughRiders. For starters, they’re an affiliate of the St. Louis Cardinals, who have won 10 World Series to the Texas…

Park and Ooh

I vividly recall watching two fireworks shows from my family’s porch every Fourth of July as a child. One was the display at Fair Park, which we could barely make out over the tops of our neighborhood trees, while the other was down the street at Lakewood Country Club, close…

Dude Food: Pollo Campero

Each week the Dude Food guys assess the ‘masculinity’ of Dallas area dives. The more fried meat and junk on the walls, the better the rating…Pollo Camperomultiple locationsDude Factor: 8, or Jaime Viñals, on a scale of 1 (Sergio Andrade) to 10 (Daphne Zuniga)The logo for Pollo Campero (that’s “country…

The Wrestler

Comedian Greg Warren has quite the background for a funny man, including stints as an All-American college wrestler and a West Point cadet. His comedy features everything from anecdotes about his colorful past to prank phone calls, including one where he calls Olive Garden and pretends to be an old…

Park and Ooh

I vividly recall watching two fireworks shows from my family’s porch every Fourth of July as a child. One was the display at Fair Park, which we could barely make out over the tops of our neighborhood trees, while the other was down the street at Lakewood Country Club, close…

At the Pole

There’s no better way to work up an appetite for a hot dog-eating contest than a nice long run, right? The Fourth of July in Texas might not be the ideal time for outdoor physical exertion, but the Flagpole 8K (as in Flag Pole Hill, duh) starts bright and early…

John Vanderslice, The Tallest Man On Earth

Singer-songwriter Kristian Matsson (aka The Tallest Man on Earth) may hail from Dalama, Sweden, but his debut album—last year’s Shallow Grave—sounds straight out of Greenwich Village, 1963. Obviously, Matsson has heard a Dylan record or 10, but live he also nails the legend’s early swagger, singing through a smirk as…

Free Ice Cream Incites Child Locavore Riot

Paciugo’s West Village location showed off its recent facelift last night, throwing a party complete with free samples and the unveiling of three new flavors–Texas Pecan Sea Salt Caramel, Texas Peaches & Strawberries Sorbet and Chocolate Jalapeno–aimed at Lone Star locavore trendies. The Pecan Sea Salt Caramel recalled the mouthful…

Boys Vs. Girls

Artists Daniel Mirer and Raven Schlossberg have much to say about male stereotypes in their respective new exhibits, In the Finest Tradition and The Road South. Mirer’s photographs place manly men in architecturally intriguing spaces, from a horn player in a marching band playing under a stone arch (OK, maybe…