Bike to City Hall Event Called on Account of Reality

Anyone planning to gather outside Dallas City Hall early today and cheer as council members pedal their bikes into work for the Bike to City Hall event can sleep in instead. The event has been canceled because of inclement weather. What Bike to City Hall event, you ask? Beats us…

Hey, Texas, It’s 4/20! Whoopee Effin’ Doo

Sorry about that headline. It’s 4/20, the unofficial national marijuana holiday when America celebrates the happy wonders of weed. It should be cheerier, right? Weed is potent and plentiful. Yay! But this is Texas, where it’s still illegal. Boo! And it will probably remain illegal until the cows come home,…

Help Wanted: The Observer Wants to Adopt a Newshound

Do you dream of being a writer? Do you want to push the boundaries of language to bring new insight into the human condition with your amazing, creative prose? Well, good luck with your novel, pal. Now move on. You newshounds out there, take a look at this: The Dallas…

Plano Councilman Tom Harrison: Jahannam No, He Won’t Go

Plano City Council member Tom Harrison, after listening to his united council colleagues call on him to do the “honorable” thing and resign for publishing anti-Islamic posts on his Facebook page, delivered a short, simple reply: “I will not comment about anything on the advice of my attorney, but I…

Meet Norway, the Least Shithole of Nations

President Donald Trump says we should be importing more immigrants from Norway, rather than spots like Haiti or Africa and other places he diplomatically called “shithole countries” (allegedly). The obvious question, besides “Oh, God, is he really going to be in the White House three more years?” is, “What makes…

Jim Schutze Live: The Replay

Michigan’s favorite son and Dallas Observer columnist Jim Schutze was on Facebook live Wednesday afternoon, responding to readers’ questions about politics, Dallas’ future, biting dogs, The Dallas Morning News’ Texan of the Year and a whole bunch of comments about whether he’s a Texan. (Hint: He doesn’t like okra. Enough…

Amy Ero Is Leaving the Observer, but She’s Not Going Away

Amy Ero, the Dallas Observer’s advertising director, is leaving us for a gig as managing director of a Dallas-based design and consulting agency. It’s not so much a “goodbye” as a “see you around” — she’ll continue to collaborate with the Observer at her new job developing digital marketing for…

Signs of a Bat-Killing Fungus Found for the First Time in Texas

A lethal fungus that has driven some bat species to near extinction across the eastern United States has been found for the first time in Texas, researchers say. Biologists from Bat Conservation International and Texas A&M University’s Department of Wildlife and Fisheries Sciences and Institute of Renewable Natural Resources spent…