Tony Romo’s Top 5 Performances

Jerry Jones said he was “outstanding” despite last week’s loss to the Jets. Sunday afternoon in San Francisco the owner almost shed a tear in talking about the quarterback’s gutsy performance in a 27-24 overtime victory over the 49ers. It’s already been a controversial, mesmerizing, fluctuating season for Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo. And…

Cowboys 27, 49ers 24 (OT): My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Like me, were you scared to death that Jesse Holley was going to fumble while holding the ball up in premature exclamation at the end of his 77-yard overtime catch? 9. Rob Ryan may be a defensive genius, but it doesn’t show when he has Anthony Spencer trying to cover tight…

Whitt’s End: 9.16.11

[jump] *Kudos to Fox Sports Southwest and Rangers fans for raising $156,375 during Tuesday night’s online auction to benefit the Shannon Stone Memorial Fund. Biggest-drawing item: 18-seat luxury suite at Cowboys Stadium for Oct. 2 Lions-Cowboys. Winning bid: $28,500. *Why do people use toothpicks when there is an invention called…

Cowboys-49ers: Look Out Below!

Okay, so the Cowboys were better than I expected in last week’s NFL opener. But don’t be fooled, the San Francisco 49ers weren’t as good as it seems. Seems strange to be sniffing around an Under point-total play in a game between teams that scored a combined 57 in Week…

Josh Hamilton Floored by His $500,000 Homer

  Rangers pound out another 12 hits. Rangers score another nine runs. Rangers win again. Lead in the AL West remains three games. Magic number shrinks to 11. Rangers are 21 games over .500 for the first time since 1999. Not that good great baseball is boring, but the West…

Tony Romo Just Can’t Help Himself

Tony Romo is a strip club at last call. And this time isn’t like all those other nights, when 2 a.m. rolled around, the lights came on and no matter all the personal conversations and business transactions being forged, the girls vanished, and you were ushered out shoulder-to-slumped-shoulder with the…

Entourage: Fitting Finale or Farewell Flop?

I dunno, last Sunday night’s finale to HBO’s Entourage was a little too tidy for me. Vince finally got the girl. Eric was back with Sloan. Ari was reconciling with Mrs. Ari. Drama’s show was a go and even Turtle was a trim, fit millionaire. What the what?!  I guess I…

TV Ratings: Rangers + Mavericks + Stars < Cowboys

I run a buffet here. Not every customer will like everything I put out, but hopefully most will find a little something to keep them coming back. I get this complaint frequently: “Why don’t you write more about the Rangers? They’re winning!” (Beat the Indians last night. AL West lead still at…

Fine, You Wanna “Trade Tony Romo”! Um, For Whom, Exactly?

In the wake of his infuriating, game-losing Texas two-stub Sunday night in New York, Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo is in the middle of a familiar tug-o’-war. In this corner: Supporters who claim he’s an elite player who simply, spectacularly goofed up trying to aggressively make plays to seal the upset win for…

Moneyball My Ass. The Oakland A’s are Flat-Out Embarrassing.

The much-anticipated movie Moneyball opens in theaters next week. Perhaps the Oakland A’s should insert Brad Pitt into their give-a-shit lineup, because he can’t be any worse than what they’re currently trotting out there. Didn’t see a lot of Texas 8, Oakland 1 Sunday because I was fixated on Jets…

Jets 27, Cowboys 24: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Tony Romo negated some great throws — you’ll never see a prettier pass than the 64-yarder to Jason Witten — with some bone-headed plays. His interception to Darrelle Revis should’ve never been thrown and how was everyone except the quarterback ready for the snap with :08 remaining? And I understand he thinks football is…

Whitt’s End: 9.9.11

: *When Jerry Jones admits his team has to “walk before we can run,” that’s code for “rebuilding.” 8-8. *The Jets may well kill the Cowboys Sunday, but aren’t we glad Dallas isn’t opening up against Aaron Rodgers and the Packers’ four-receiver sets? With Terence Newman hurt the Cowboys’ fourth cornerback…

If You’re a Cowboy$ Fan, on 9/11 Prepare to Cry. And Cringe.

Sunday night at MetLife Stadium the New York Jets will hand out American flags to every fan, and an ass-whipping to America’s Team. Remember the part about not betting with your heart, but your head? This is a primo example. I want the Cowboys to win their NFL regular-season opener. Just don’t…

Back To Football: Your 2011 Cowboys Preview

According to Forbes magazine, your Cowboys are the NFL’s most valuable franchise at $1.85 billion. Second-wealthiest team on the planet behind only English soccer’s Manchester United. They are also, in case you haven’t noticed, in disarray. Chaotic. Disjointed. Injured. If not in a rebuilding mode, then certainly one of transition…

Betting On the Cowboys is Not a Good idea

This story is part of Richie Whitt’s mostly upbeat but occasionally depressing 2011 Cowboys preview. Elsewhere, find stories about Tony Romo, Jason Garrett and the footballness of football , and Rob Ryan swearing his $%&# off, and Tony Romo’s make or break year. The Cowboys were perfect at home last…