Dez Bryant > Roy Williams. Shhhh, Don’t Tell Roy.

It took all of three plays – without pads, mind you – to see the full Dez Bryant package. As last season officially melted into this season, the Dallas Cowboys held OTAs (Organized Team Activities) out at Valley Ranch. Their rookie receiver, as expected, dazzled. A burst of escape off the…

Write a Caption to This Photo and Win … Some Laughs

As I revealed Friday in Whitt’s End, on Saturday night I guest-hosted GayBingo at S4 down on Cedar Springs. It was good fun. For a good cause. And a good chance for me to spread the word about your friendly Dallas Observer and 105.3 The Fan. Though, I must admit,…

LeBron > Dirk. LeBron = Dirk? LeBron + Dirk!

Granted, he’s a better player. Better defender. Better passer. Yeah, a better player. But after last week’s second-round playoff flameout by the Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron James isn’t a more accomplished player than our own Dirk Nowitzki. Consider: Both have MVPs. Both have led teams to the best record in the…

Whitt’s End: 5.14.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *This is why I thought Ron Washington should have been fired on the spot last summer when he first told Texas Rangers’ management about his cocaine use: He can’t be trusted…

Leonard Davis Loves Animals II: Chasing Birdies, Saving Ducks

View more news videos at:http://www.nbcdfw.com/video. In 2007 Leonard Davis pulled a horse out of the mud. In 2010 he answered my musical inquiries without crushing me like an empty beer can. And Wednesday, he helped some ducks out of a sand trap. Yeah, I know. All you care about it is…

Which Rangers’ Pitcher Do You Most Fear?

Another weird game at Rangers Ballpark last night: *Something I’ve never seen: With Ian Kinsler caught dead along the third-base line during an aborted steal of home, Oakland A’s starter Gio Gonzalez panicked and half-balked, half-wild-pitched him home with a crazy ass throw well wide of the out-of-his-crouch catcher. Saw…

Encore: Greg Williams Back on The Fan Friday

Not saying it was great, groundbreaking radio. Not saying you should start trying to put 2 and 2 together. Not saying my radio partner on Tuesday and Wednesday is eternally stone cold straight and beyond another hiccup. What I am saying is that … so far, so good. And, most importantly, what…

The Top 10 People I Wish Failure Upon

I’ve been known to be a glass-half-empty sorta guy. (Psst: I’m geniunely positive, I just like to play an a-hole in here and on 105.3 The Fan.) Last summer I wished failure upon the noggin’ of one Terrell Owens. Whatdya know, he sucked in Buffalo and these days is without…

Why, Ron Washington? Why?!?!

​I like Ron Washington. Really do. It’s just that I … Hey, if this feels/sounds like deja vu all over again it’s because it is. Bottom line: I honestly don’t think the Texas Rangers’ manager is good enough to go with his gut instincts. I’m a quirky, color-outside-the-lines guy, but in…

Hey, HP Byron Nelson Classic, I Got An Idea

With Phil Mickelson out and Tiger Woods out and golf pretty much dead, this year’s HP Byron Nelson Classic in Irving May 20-23 will be much ado about nothing The Pavilion. What’s new, right? That could change, if the dudes in red pants would think outside their yellow-roped box and give an exemption…

Carpenter for Barron: One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s … Trash?

The Dallas Cowboys finally admitted Monday what we’ve all known for years: Bobby Carpenter is a blonde bust. Drafted 18th overall in 2006 before stars like Antonio Cromartie and Joseph Addai (thank you, Bill Parcells), Carpenter never carved a niche in Dallas. Too slow to play outside in the 3-4. Too finesse…

Mark Cuban d. Ross Perot Jr. 6-2, 6-1, 6-0

During his 1996 introductory press conference at Reunion Arena in which he bought the Dallas Mavericks from founding father Don Carter, Ross Perot Jr. offered a simple, serious question: “How many players are on the court?” And that, my friends, is all you need to know about the man trying to…

The Top 10 Hottest TV Women in Dallas/Fort Worth: 5.11.10

Tony Romo, you’ve been warned. In the spirit of the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, the first two winners of The Sportatorium’s Hottest TV Women in the Metroplex are, um, gone. Yep, Erin Hawksworth (to Boston) and Megan Henderson (to L.A.) packed up and left. Just like that. Either I have really…

Texas Rangers: Less Fireworks, More Fun?

And now, for two facts that have never ever gone together in the past: 1. The Texas Rangers are 10th in the American League (out of 14 teams) in home runs. 2. The Texas Rangers have a winning record. I know. Weird. When the Rangers beat the woeful Kansas City…

Whitt’s End: 5.7.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Newy Scruggs is on vacation next week from 105.3 The Fan, which means two things: 1. I’ll miss my pawdnuh. 2. At least one of the days I’ll be joined by a…