The ALDS Game Five in Four Minutes

This morning, via the social network, a Friend of Unfair Park was kind enough to shoot me a video made by Mark Cizdziel, who spent seven hours yesterday whittling down Rangers-Rays Game Five into quite the pro-looking highlight reel. It’s pre-, post- and in-game audio and video cobbled together from…

Red: Maybe Not the Best, But Surely the Classiest Comic-book Movie.

Classiest. Comic. Book. Movie. Ever. Not the best. Just the classiest—Helen Mirren (and Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich and Brian Cox and Richard Dreyfuss) can spruce up any pulp. As far as comic-book adaptations go, though, Red is a little closer to the bright side of so-so—somewhere between, let’s say,…

Reason No. 2,294 Why We Love Eric Nadel

Late last night, Jamey Newberg was kind enough to send this sports highlight from the Texas Rangers’ first-ever post-season series triumph: Ford C. Frick finalist Eric Nadel’s final-out call, an homage to the late, great Mark Holtz. It’s below, courtesy Mike Disen of KRLD. Stop it, sports tears. Stop it…

Band Name Alert: Rick Perry Fatigue

Sam Merten​National Public Radio’s John Burnett went to the State Fair of Texas and asked those lined up to buy fried whatnots: Are you tired of Governor Rick Perry? Why, yes! Um, no, not at all. Maybe? (Perhaps Burnett should have waited till he read this morning’s paper.)Evan Smith, ex-Texas…

Rangers Win! Hicks Loses!

TexasRangers.com​As last night’s Game Five wore on, the damnedest thing began to happen: My neighborhood, in Northwest Dallas, began echoing with mighty, mighty shouts of joy. A few friends reported the same thing in other parts of town — you didn’t even need to have the Rangers-Rays game on to…