Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Let’s be honest here: This is little more than meringue-whipped empty calories served alongside the real meat and potatoes at this most award-whoring time of the year at the cineplex. Which is fine. Better than fine, frankly, as Hugh Grant yet again proves he’s the most reliable deadpan smart-ass this…

Um, About That Whole Tony-Candice Thing

I heard Gordon Keith on The Ticket this morning referencing this “story” concerning Tony Romo’s alleged engagement to CW33’s Candice Crawford. Apparently, the tale has made the rounds far beyond 1310: “News outlets from across the country and throughout DFW are calling us looking for an answer,” says this just-posted…

The Juice is Loose on AA, Redux

Back to that story about John Reed, the first-class passenger on that Sacramento-to-Dallas American Airlines flight earlier this month who asked a flight attendant for a glass of orange juice and wound up with a federal warning for bad behavior instead. A Friend of Unfair Park sends along Reed’s appearance…

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Speaking of the O.C. …We were in Bishop Arts over the weekend when my 6-year-old espied this “sad sign,” as he called it, affixed to a telephone poll at the N. Bishop Avenue-W. 8th Street intersection. ‘Tis the season. My son, blog editor in training (poor kid), thought I should…

Christmas Comes Early For Tom Hicks

Last night, Texas Rangers exec VP of communications John Blake sent the word since heard ’round the sports world: Tom Hicks has 30 days to get a deal done with Pittsburgh sports attorney Chuck Greenberg and Nolan Ryan before asking MLB (and his myriad creditors) if it’s OK, pretty please,…

DFW Crix Up in the Air With Year-End Tally

The Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association just released its tops-o’-2009 list; it follows in full after the jump. But, first, this teaser: Dodging critical conventional wisdom that has put Kathryn Bigelow’s The Hurt Locker at the top of most critics’ polls, the DFWCA instead opted to follow the National Board…

What Had Ryan Evans So Worried

So here’s the crime-stats story Dallas First Assistant City Manager Ryan Evans warned the city council about Friday evening. Looks like he had good reason to want to get ahead of Steve Thompson and Tanya Eiserer, who looked at a single week’s worth of police reports — July 1 through…

Slim Shady, the Latest Romosexual

One minute he’s making fun of you; the next, it’s a bona fide bromance. But one question: Was that Eminem talking to Tony Romo before yesterday’s loss to the Chargers or Princess Leia? What up the headphones, Marshall?…

From Matty Walker to Molly Ivins

But a month after Bill Minutaglio and W. Michael Smith’s book about the late, great Molly Ivins hit stores comes word of a stage production based on the Dallas Times Herald columnist’s life: Red Hot Patriot: The Kick-Ass Wit of Molly Ivins, scheduled to debut March 19 on the Philadelphia…

Like Glee, If It Was Set in Carrollton In ’74

Waiting on a call back from Steve Leach, the so-called “buy guy” at Half Price Books, about something entirely unrelated to this point. But, to kill a little time, let me share with you a couple of items I picked up at the Northwest Highway mothership Sunday morning and converted…