Mommy, That’s Not the Easter Bunny

“I hope a DO slideshow is in order,” noted one commenter on DC9 in response to Darryl Smyer’s BloodaPalooza Tattoo Art and Music Festival preview. Way ahead of you, “JC,” because nothing says “Happy Easter!” like scenes from a metallic-tasting “tattoo party” at the Sterling Hotel. Hence, this slide show…

In Dallas, a Dubya Reunion! Already?

This just in from The New York Times: George W. Bush is throwing a reunion in Dallas next week … and you’re not invited. Alas, this is what the guest list looks like as the former president gets the gang back together for a dinner at the house on Monday…

School’s Out: Kent Fischer Quits The News.

First Dallas Independent School District watchdog Allen Gwinn suggests he’s shuttin’ ‘er down — come 2010, maybe, “then it’s somebody else’s problem” — and now this: Kent Fischer, one of two education beat writers at The Dallas Morning News, just announced publicly the resignation he gave his bosses on Monday…

Terrell’s Betty Brown Goes Coast to Coast

If nothing else, State Rep. Betty Brown has kept the Internets busy. Hours after the Terrell Republican suggested that it might “behoove” Asians “to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here,” the Asian American Democrats of Texas popped up a petition demanding a public apology, as…

Dallas is Trying to Smoke Its Way to Ban

Apparently, the entire city — not to mention nearby counties — is trying to get in one last deep hacking breath before the smoking ban goes into effect at midnight tonight. To those Friends of Unfair Park wondering why the city appears to be smoldering, the National Weather Service says,…

The Rare Sights of Deep Ellum’s Sounds

I’ve just spent the last way too long flipping through a virtual photo album Jeff Liles has put together consisting of 43 Polaroids David Tatge snapped while out and about Deep Ellum during the early 1990s. (Oh, sweet bird of youth …) Jeff says these heretofore unseen pictures — featuring…

It Doesn’t Get Any Simpler Than “Betty Brown”

The Houston Chronicle has the story: Republican State Rep. Betty Brown, who reps Henderson and Kaufman counties, on Tuesday suggested during a House Elections Committee wingding that Asians might oughta “adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here.” And KXAN-Channel 36 down in Austin has the video…

The Great Dallas Smokes Out

Several Friends of Unfair Park have wondered this morning, in so many words, “Where we goin’ smoking tonight?” You know, last day and all. Really hadn’t though about it. But now that they mention it … I dunno, Ship’s, maybe? But it’s been a while. The Slip Inn? Been even…

All A-Twitter

I’d tweet this item, but … no. Instead, this trio of Twitter-related items in a single post. As in: This morning, the Chicago Tribune becomes the latest in a series of stories to reference Addison-based TweetCongress, which, go figure, follows the tweets of those in Congress — about 110 politicians…