Oh, We Thought Operation Oasis Involved Some Kind of Wonderwall

From the sheriff to the police commissioner, who really, really likes his gig. But that’s not the question. This is quite the star-studded infomercial and fund-raiser for Operation Oasis, the local nonprofit that, among other things, works to integrate ex-offenders back into society. There’s Dallas police chief David Kunkle, Safer…

Dallas County GOP’ers Serve Lupe Valdez Chicken for Breakfast

On September 16, Dallas County Sheriff Lupe Valdez will debate her Republican rival, Lowell Cannaday, courtesy the Stemmons Corridor Business Association — a note posted on Cannaday’s Web site, matter of fact. Which is so weird, because this morning I noticed that someone with the moniker “dallascountygop” posted to the…

Schoolhouse Rock

The Rocker bears the decidedly unmistakable odor of something made in 1983 and left on the shelf a good 25 years. Which isn’t to suggest that it’s fetid product in need of tossing out: Parts of it are genuinely delightful, and Rainn Wilson doesn’t squander his first feature-film starring role…

Tony Romo and His Pops Are Out to Tackle Prostate Cancer

Sure, fine, whatever — Jessica Simpson’s selling beer. Awesome for her. ‘Cause she’s “always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people.” Genius. But Tony Romo and his pops are taking on prostate cancer, in conjunction with the Prostate Cancer Education Council. Ramiro Romo, of…

Look, Comic Book Creators Can Draw a Crowd Too, Damn It

Daniel Rodrigue Mark Millar, at left, and Tony Harris met the fanboys at Lone Star Comics yesterday. Today’s new-title day at your local comic-book shoppe, but yesterday, Mark Millar and Tony Harris were at the Lone Star Comics on Mockingbird Lane to promote their new creator-owned title War Heroes. It…

Dallas Opera’s New Man of Steel Talks With His Mouth Full

Whitney Lawson George Steel George Steel, the newly named director of the Dallas Opera, met with reporters for lunch today, and, of course, he promises to turn the Dallas Opera into “the best in the country.” That was measured ambition compared to that of Jay Marshall, the Dallas Opera chairman,…

Heelys Tells Skechers to Take Its $143 Mil Offer and Roll On Outta Here

Last week, we noted that Skechers USA Inc. offered Heelys $143 million, or around $5.25 a share, for the Carrollton-based maker’s complete inventory of head-cracking roller-skate-sneakers. Well, today comes word that, yet again, Heelys is gonna have to pass, thank you very much. Says Gary Martin, Heelys’ chairman, “After careful…

Cornyn’s Using Fred Baron to Raise Dough, And Not in a Good Way

U.S. Senator John Cornyn The New Republic’s Eve Fairbanks this morning posted a fund-raising e-mail she received last night from the campaign of U.S. Senator John Cornyn, who links Fred Baron’s, um, generosity to Rick Noriega, Cornyn’s Democratic challenger and the recipient of several thousands dollars in Baron campaign contributions:…

Do You Feel the Need for Exit Speed?

Let’s be honest: Fred Ward and Lea Thompson have probably been to more lavish movie premieres — maybe for, oh, I dunno, The Right Stuff (for Ward, so great as Gus Grissom) or Back to the Future (Thompson, of course). But Tuesday night’s shindig at the Studio Movie Grill on…

Are the Stores Really the Keyes to Blockbuster’s Success?

Blockbuster’s bossman and guitar hero Jim Keyes is certainly doing all he can to save the Dallas-based video-rental company, which has way too many stores (6,000 and then some) to move quickly enough to catch Netflix. Hence, the WTF ideas of late, chief among them the DVD-rental ATM and the…

Because Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 A.M., Especially Downtown

Justin Terveen Alternate head: “There’s your D Spot. Now, kneel on it.” Unfair Park’s favorite photographer, the great Justin Terveen, doesn’t just shoot breathtaking photographs of the city’s skyline. Sometimes, he’s more about the ground-level action. Like, take this photo from Saturday morning, snapped at 2:04 in the a.m. in…

Heard About Harriet Miers’ Latest Job?

It’s been a little more than a year since ex-White House Counsel and so-close Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers returned to work at her old law firm, Locke Lord Bissell & Liddell on Ross Avenue. Haven’t much heard from the former Dallas City Council member in a while; last we…

Where You Probably Will Not Find Fred Baron on October 23

That’d be at the National Hospice and Palliative Care Organization’s 9th Clinical Team Conference, which kicks off on October 23 at the Hyatt Regency Dallas downtown. And, look, that’s just a guess. We don’t have access to the guy’s datebook; could be the Dallas attorney already has his tickets (if…

Unfair Park Exclusive: TEA Appoints Monitor For DISD’s “Academically Unacceptable” Schools

The state’s Commission of Education, Robert Scott This morning, Dallas Independent School District spokesman Jon Dahlander confirmed for me that Texas Commissioner of Education Robert Scott has appointed a special monitor to straighten out the Dallas school district’s academically unacceptable high schools. Dahlander didn’t know about the Texas Education Agency’s…