There’s My Flair.”

The Monte Cristo — was it ever delicious? Really, in light of the Bennigan’s news this morning, all I can think about is this clip from Mike Judge’s immortal Office Space — some of which was partially shot ’round these parts. Oh, and if you really wanna make your own…

Craig Watkins Takes More Shots at Henry Wade in AP Story

Henry Wade First thing that comes up when you search for “Dallas” in Google News for the past month is this freshly minted piece about former Dallas County District Attorney Henry Wade. The headline blares: “After Dallas DA’s death, 19 convictions are undone.” Craig Watkins says of his predecessor: “There…

The Dork Knight: Keven McAlester Gets D&D Doc Into Toronto Fest

This is Elizabeth Reesman — who dresses up as “an underground-dwelling elf that lives in a completely matriarchal society,” duh — from Keven McAlester’s film The Dungeon Masters. Mazel tov to Dallas boy Keven McAlester, who, it was announced today, got his second documentary feature — The Dungeon Masters –…

Stake & Ail

Now, see, if that were a real Bennigan’s ad after the jump, maybe they’d still be open. Alas. Me, I’ll miss Steak & Ale far more than Bennigan’s. Haven’t been to either in decades, but Steak & Ale was the most affordable “fancy” first-date restaurant I could find back in…

Hertz So Good

So, about that Corvette that pulled in a little too close to the Lemmon Avenue La Madeleine on Friday. A couple of Friends pointed out in the comments that it was a Hertz rental special. No kidding: It’s so rare, matter of fact, that this morning, news of the crash…

United’s Rolling Up the Red Carpet

United Airlines’ Red Carpet Club lounge is located in Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport in Terminal B, near Gate 30. There, frequent fliers willing to shell out a few hundy for a gratis T-Mobile® Hotspot®, some snacks and coffee and a cash bar can kill time comfortably whilst awaiting their delayed…

Russ Martin, Back on the Air

Russ Martin, courtesy the Southlake PD Just got a e-mail from an elated Russ Martin fan: “He’s back on the air.” Sure enough. Says David Henry, general manager at KLLI-FM (Live 105.3), of the decision to put Martin back in the air, following his July 18 arrest, “Russ came on…

Belo Bigwigs Mum on Staff Reduction Specifics, Other Changes

I left a message earlier today for Bob Mong, president and editor of The Dallas Morning News, for further details concerning this morning’s announcement that, beginning immediately, A.H. Belo will reduce its workforce by 500 employees spread amongst its four newspapers. Mong, who was relatively forthcoming with Unfair Park during…

Lewis Black Is Angry About EVERYTHING, DAMN IT!

Jesse Hughey Lewis Black built his entire stand-up comedy career on appearing as though he’s about to blow a blood vessel from sheer outrage at world’s stupidity. Years of Daily Show segments and television specials have proven that the closer he comes to suffering an onstage stroke, the bigger the…

Pacman and Prime Time, Car Salesmen

Courtesy Deadspin — which got it from here, which got it from here — a reason to watch local television after all: Adam Jones and Deion Sanders’ Drivers Select ad, which, notes Deadspin’s Clay Travis, features “the most persuasive opening to a commercial in the history of television.” Which is?…

Pleasant Grove Is About to Get Much More Pleasant For Shoppers

View Larger Map From GlobeSt.com late Friday came this good-news exclusive: Dallas-based NorthPoint Properties is set to sink $30 million into a sprawling “retail gateway” at the intersection of Samuell and Buckner Boulevards. It’ll be called Buckner Crossing, with the first phase scheduled to open next summer. Notes Connie Gore…

After Posting Another Loss, A.H. Belo to Shed People and Property

You will find here this morning several “arguments why A.H. Belo would be a good investment,” among them “experienced and shareholders-aligned management” (meaning Belo’s chairman, president and chief executive officer Robert Decherd) and its estimable catalog of valuable properties. The analysis comes on the morning A.H. Belo announced a net…

My, Those Ladies Love Their Lollies

As promised, the first of a few sneak previews from Lifetime’s Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal, which bows on the ladies-only network August 2 at 8 p.m. — set your DVRs accordingly. Course, this is the fictionalized retelling of the McKinney North High School scandal involving the cheerleaders who…