An Exhausting Trade-Off

Motor Trend weighs in on Texas’ Drive a Clean Machine program — by, more or less, encouraging folks from outside the state to drive their exhaust-spewing beater to the Dallas, Houston or Austin areas so they can cash in on the $3,000 exchange program. Looking to upgrade to a shiny…

Will Clarke, Superhero

Last time local scrivener Will Clark published a short story in a tome edited by John McNally, he was blessed with the caterwauling of a Rhode Island mother who called for his shiny pate on a platter. She didn’t take kindly to her kiddo being taught Clarke’s autobiographical tale “How…

Race the Sun

ABC News reminds us this morning of the North American Solar Challenge that revs up on July 13 — a sort of 10-day solar-powered Cannonball Run that will find 25 collegiate teams racing from Plano to Calgary, which measures some 2,400 miles. Notes the story: What began as a modest…

Wait, You Mean I’m Not Getting My Own Personal Starbucks Location?

So much for there being a Starbucks on every corner. Because today the company announced it’s shuttering “approximately 600 underperforming company-operated stores” in the U.S. — only, it hasn’t announced where, not yet. That may come in a few minutes: At 4:30, Pete Bocian, the coffee seller’s chief financial officer,…

Hey, Ladies, the Watters is Fine

Trademark Property Company Oddly, we have this same painting hanging over the bed. For those bored by today’s news, how about something from tomorrow’s New York Times. Like, oh, this business story about how Fort Worth-based Trademark Property Company developed the 52-acres Watters Creek Shopping Center up in Allen –…

Bloke on the Tracks

From Australian public television, host Richard Snashall rides the Dallas Area Rapid Transit rail. Looks like he had a g’day, mate! –Robert Wilonsky…

Jesus, Lisa Garza, Just Win This Goddamned Thing Already

From next week’s episode, when Lisa Garza asks a Girl Scout, “Do you like steak?” No more avoiding the — yawn — inevitable: Your Weekly Next Food Network Star update, starring Suze’s Lisa Garza. Though what’s to say about last night’s episode, when Garza was nearly done in by the…

Damn, That Was One Expensive Balloon

Jeff Koons Well, looks like Howard and Cindy Rachofsky done got ’em a little extra spending cash, as they finally parted with their beloved Jeff Koons sculpture, “Balloon Flower (Magenta),” for $25,648,698 — or, about $1.5 million more than experts initially guesstimated. No wonder, then, that Christie’s is heralding the…

Living Up to Great Expectations

Brian Harkin Matt Kadane, left, and brother Bubba Saturday night at the Granada I see over on DC9 that Pete’s posted quite the rave for Saturday night’s triple-header at the Granada: The Theater Fire, Matt and Bubba Kadane and Centro-matic. To which I’d only add that it was a bit…

Beating the Bushes With Ollie Stone

Among the myriad chuckles from yesterday’s Los Angeles Times piece on the making of W, Oliver Stone’s biopic concerning once and future Dallas resident George W. Bush, was this note: Major League Baseball refused to cooperate with the production. Don’t know how that will effect references to the Texas Rangers,…