Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Enroll in Metal Skool

Nothing to see here, sure — move along, because, like I said yesterday morning, you’re better than this. Tony Romo, not so much as he revisits the scene of the February ’07 crime against classic rock, this time with Yoko in tow for a very classy rendition of “Sweet Child…

Exactly Where is the News in The News About Lynn Flint Shaw?

DART board of directors chairman Lynn Flint Shaw I saw Dallas Morning News reporter Rudy Bush at yesterday’s meeting of the city council’s Transportation and Environment Committee, and, you know, just trying to make small-talk, I said, “Hey, when are you guys going to do your Lynn Flint Shaw story?”…

Warning: This Weather Blows

KXAS-Channel 5 In case you didn’t know, it’s dangerously windy outside — either that, or my trees are just randomly shedding giant limbs and the stop lights in Deep Ellum just decided to take the afternoon off and grass is spontaneously combusting all over the DFW. To that end, the…

The Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs of Dallas Fed Head Richard Fisher

Dallas Fed prez Richard Fisher The Federal Reserve’s beginning a two-day sitdown in D.C., during which the Federal Open Market Committee’s expected to cut interest rates again — by half a point, according to best guesses. And among the committee’s voting members is Richard Fisher, president of Federal Reserve Bank…

Introducing the Greendale Band

A month ago we mentioned that Neil Young’s Greendale, already an album and movie, would be getting the stage treatment, courtesy the Undermain Theatre via a special partnership with Wixen Music Publishing. The production, a world premiere, previews at the Undermain March 26-28, then runs March 29 through May 3,…

Two Years Later, the Book (or Chapter, Really) on That ExxonMobil Protest

Back in May ’06, Andrea Grimes covered for Unfair Park the ExxonMobil protest outside the shareholders meeting at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center. Yesterday best-selling author David Sirota was pre-selling his forthcoming book The Uprising: An Unauthorized Tour of the Populist Revolt Scaring Wall Street and Washington over on…

A Good Night to Meet George Romero

Already folks are lining up for next month’s special screening, with George Romero, of Night of the Living Dead. Texas Frightmare Weekend — which bills itself as “the Southwest’s premier horror convention,” and who am I to argue — takes place February 22-24 at the Hilton DFW Lakes Executive Conference…

The Second Comings? (Applause.)

Do you really wanna see Jason Kidd as a Maverick again? Depends on what Dallas has to give up, doesn’t it? While one familiar face is departing, two more may be returning. President Bush delivered his seventh and final State of the Union last night, prompting interruptions for applause a…

It’s Better Than Meeting Michael Dukakis, That’s For Sure

Olympia Dukakis, in the role for which she’s perhaps best known. Or, like, not. In just-announced news sure to tickle my mother, Olympia Dukakis is coming to Dallas on February 28 to take part in the Nasher Sculpture Center’s NasherSalon chitchat. The cousin of at least one failed presidential candidate,…

Turns Out, Terrell Owens Owes His Former Team Close to $1 Million

Terrell Owens might be a Dallas Cowboy, but according to The Philadelphia Inquirer today, he owes the Philadelphia Eagles about $800,000. Turns out an arbitrator ruled Friday that the Eagles could indeed collect on some of that signing bonus Owens’ former team claimed he forfeited in 2005, when he was…

A Piece of Parkland Hospital is Now Buried Deep Below Kansas Soil

Parkland Memorial Hospital Trauma Room No. 1, buried but not forgotten A very significant piece of Parkland Memorial Hospital now resides in Lenexa, Kansas, just slightly south of Kansas City. Only, you will likely never again see this bit of Dallas history: The former Parkland trauma room has gone underground,…

Who Is a Dallasite on Jeopardy?

Jennah Durant, Dallas’ latest Jeopardy contestant A Friend of Unfair Park who works for Dallas County sends word that a pal of hers makes her bow on Jeopardy this week — though whether she’s a big winner, well, we won’t say, lest it spoil the surprise, surprise, surprise. The contestant…

ACORN Goes Nuts for Kay Bailey Hutchison

Just saw this moments ago, about how some 30-50 members of Dallas-Fort Worth’s Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now chapter were ushered out of Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison’s Dallas offices this a.m. I called ACORN’s local offices on Maple Avenue, and there was indeed a march on the senator’s…

Roads to Nowhere

Assistant City Manager Ramón F. Míguez delivered some bad news to the council’s Transportation and Environment Committee on Friday. Sam Merten’s heading to City Hall this afternoon for the 2 p.m. Transportation and Environment Committee get-together. Thrilling, yup. Only, there is an item of considerable interest on the agenda: Michael…

Your Texas Rangers Are Bidding on Hosting the 2015 All-Star Game

The program from the Ballpark’s sole hosting of MLB’s All-Star extravaganza Spent a cold, damp, freaky foggy Saturday at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington for the team’s annual mid-winter Fan Fest. Biggest news: A li’l baseball birdie told me the Rangers are in the process of officially bidding to host the…

The Waiting Game

Emilio Gonzalez, director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, is in Dallas today, paying a visit to the Dallas U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office. And he’ll be greeted by “dozens of legal residents waiting to become U.S. citizens” who are marching on the North Stemmons Freeway location to protest…

Starring Erykah Badu as Your Record Collection

Erykah Badu’s “Honey” video, the first single from the out-February 26 Nu AmErykah, makes its official bow this a.m. — and does it ever bring back the art of the album cover. Worth a few dozen spins before yer day gets under way. –Robert Wilonsky…