The Problem With… Nicki Minaj’s “Your Love”

Count me among the thousands who’ve been charmed by Nicki Minaj’s eyelash-batting. I swear, it’s like she’s that eyelash-implants girl from The Simpsons. Nicki has been making rounds this past year releasing mixtapes and guesting on a bunch of tracks, including Luda’s “My Chick Bad” — where she’s got some…

The Problem With…Maroon 5’s “Misery”

It appears that Maroon 5 is coming back this fall with a new album. Maroon 5 was at their height with two tracks in 2004, “This Love” and “She Will Be Loved.” Both songs had taken their toll on us as we heard them for a couple of years after…

The Problem With… Mike Posner’s “Cooler Than Me”

You know what, folks? Summer singles tend to sound the same after a while. I think producers purposefully do this to make mixing all the hits together on the dancefloor much easier. And god bless ’em for that.Too bad that so many of the songs are terrible. And one of…

The Problem with Travie McCoy’s “Billionaire”

What would you do if you had a million dollars? Would you buy nice cars? A nice house? Or would you be like Peter from Office Space and do absolutely nothing? Unfortunately, inflation requires that you demand even more money than that to fulfill your dreams, folks. Now, we all…

The Problem With… Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”

Every few years, we all hear songs about California that define that state for a few years until the next. Back in the ’90s, it was Tupac and Dr. Dre’s “California Love.” Last decade, it was “California” by Phantom Planet. Hell, there is a laundry list of iconic songs about…

The Problem With… “Can’t Be Tamed” by Miley Cyrus

I usually don’t go after underage artists (har dee har, guys) in this column. Most of the kids you see on the charts are likely being paraded around by their parents and music industry captains with little artistic integrity on their part. So, it’s not usually their fault they’re making…

The Problem With… “Breakeven” by The Script

Ah, summer. The time of year where all the teens get out of school and go to the mall (and iTunes) to spend their allowances on music released during the school year. And some other stuff the kids do these days.Apparently, the founding members of The Script were part of…

Giveaway: Three Pairs of Tickets to See Eluvium, Sleep Whale and Benouit Pioulard at The Loft on Sunday.

Eluvium combines minimalist electronic, piano and shoegaze music. Among mastermind Matthew Cooper’s connections to the area is a remix of “So Long Lonesome” by Explosions In The Sky. Cooper’s latest album Similies, which was released on Temporary Residence, includes more traditional songwriting and vocals.Sleep Whale, meanwhile, is a Denton institution…

The Problem With… Ke$ha’s “Your Love Is My Drug”

I think I’m going crazy, folks. Ever since I started this column by reviewing the song “TiK ToK” by Ke$ha, I’ve been haunted by the song every time I step out of the house. On the radio, it’s there. On TV, it’s there. While watching trashy- but-privileged people walking down…

Last Night: Papa Roach and Hellyeah! at the Palladium Ballroom

Papa Roach, Hellyeah!, 12 Stones, Seasons AfterMay 5 2010Palladium BallroomBetter Than: cutting your lift into pieces, suffocation, and no breathing. There are very few bands on the planet that will beckon the audience with punk chants of “oy, oy” along with hip-hop call outs like “Let me hear you say…

Over The Weekend: Mono and Balmorhea at The Loft

Mono, BalmorheaThe LoftMay 1 2010Better than: Whatever else you had planned after the busy Saturday afternoon in Dallas. A large and eager audience crowded around the small stage of the Loft at 10:30 p.m. on Saturday to see Japanese experimental music quartet Mono play as if they were an an…