Here Are Some of the Best Onion Articles about Texas’ Ridiculous Politics
Here’s an overview of some of the best Texas-related articles to come out of satirical news site The Onion.
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In Updated Texas Schools Database, Dallas ISD Could Use Boost in College Readiness
In the Texas Tribune’s new public school database, Dallas ISD has a relatively low level of college-ready graduates, particularly in math.
Green Stormwater Infrastructure in Dallas Could Lead to Fewer Floods
Nature advocates say green stormwater infrastructure could cut back flooding in Dallas.
Sen. Ted Cruz Reportedly Got the Cops Called on Himself Following Argument at Montana Airport
Sen. Ted Cruz reportedly had law enforcement called on him after he fought with employees at a Montana airport on Sunday.
Burnout Is Driving Veterinarians to Suicide, and Dallas Has a Major Veterinarian Shortage
Veterinarians are more likely than the general population to die by suicide, with many claiming they are overworked and underappreciated.
The Texas GOP Is Big Mad Over Citi Policy Covering Travel Costs for Staffers Seeking Abortions
The Texas GOP is upset that Citi will provide travel benefits for employees seeking abortions.
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From Thin Line in Denton to Dallas Reggae: Festivals Are Back, Baby
Several festivals are returning to Dallas this year in person, including Denton’s Thin Line and Dallas Reggae Festival.
‘Cautiously Optimistic’: COVID-19 Has Slowed in Dallas County, But Some Experts Warn It Isn’t Over
Local health experts are cautiously optimistic as coronavirus cases have declined but warn of potential future surges.
Dallas DA John Creuzot Joins Over 90 Criminal Justice Leaders in Slamming Texas’ Anti-Trans Directives
More than 90 criminal justice leaders have filed an amicus brief asking a Texas court to block efforts to criminalize parents of trans children.
Buttering Our Brisket: Texas Sens. Cruz and Cornyn Sure Like Tweeting About Food
From Land O’Lakes butter to rising meat prices, Texas’ U.S. senators seem to have food on the mind.
‘Epicenter of Censorship’: History Professor Sues Collin College Over Alleged Free Speech Violations
Another history professor is suing Collin College over free speech violations.
Government Rests Case Against a North Texas Militia Member in First Jan. 6 Capitol Riot Trial
A Wylie man charged in connection to the Capitol insurrection could be the first defendant to face conviction following a jury trial.
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From Alleged Capitol Rioter to ‘ISIS Bride’: The Strangest Moments from Texas Primary Season
This primary season was riddled with apparent contradictions and hypocrisy thanks to Texas politicians on both sides of the aisle.
‘F*** These Fascists’: UNT Students Protest Anti-Trans Candidate for Texas House
A Wednesday protest at the University of North Texas saw students shouting down an anti-trans Texas House candidate.
Dallas Named Second-Worst City for Live Music in the U.S. in Shocking New Research
Local musicians react to a list naming Dallas the No. 5 worst music city in the U.S., as well as the second-worst for live music.
Bad for Biz: Experts Warn Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s Attacks on Tenure Could Hurt Texas’ Economy
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has threatened to pull tenure for some professors, a move that experts fear could ultimately hurt Texas’ economy.
Three Times Salon Owner and Texas House Candidate Shelley Luther Should’ve Stopped Talking
Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther has said and done some pretty controversial things.
‘Think Big’: Texas Man Pleads Guilty in White Supremacist Plot to Attack Power Grids, Feds Say
A Texas man has pleaded guilty to crimes related to a plot to attack power grids in the United States.
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We’ll Be Damned: Texas Is the Third Most Sinful State, Study Finds
This year, Texas was ranked as the third most sinful state in the country, according to a study by personal finance website WalletHub.
Survey Shows 66% of Texas Teachers Considering Leaving Their Jobs
In a startling recent survey, 66% of Texas teachers say they are considering leaving the profession.
From Fires to Thunderstorms to Wintry Mix: This Week’s Weather Forecast Is Taking Us for a Ride
This week, the weather in North Texas is going to take us for a bumpy ride.
Rally for Academic Freedom: Denton ISD Students Petition District to Keep Diverse Book Titles
Amid a push to ban certain books from schools, a group of Denton ISD students is petitioning the district to keep its current library selection intact.