Ellsworth Kelly in Dallas This show should be called “Dallas Collects Ellsworth Kelly.” It would be more honest, not to mention more intriguing. This dainty collection of top-quality painting and sculpture by the mid-20th-century artist does little service to the importance of Kelly. Kelly’s brightly colored and experimentally shaped opaque…
Porn for Puritans In just over an hour of sketches and songs, writer-performers Leigh Tomlinson and Tim Wardell attempt to show the funny side of wooing and winning the opposite sex. If only they weren’t afraid of the topic. Instead of driving their audience to ecstasy with saucy observations and…
You’ll come for the title. You’ll stay for 70 minutes. And you’ll go home thinking of punch lines infinitely funnier than the ones coming from the stage in Porn for Puritans, the comedy revue now playing in the little theater at The MAC. Written and performed by Leigh Tomlinson and…
While the matrimonial antics of thick celebrities may be fun to read about if there’s a dearth of painfully embarrassing anecdotes in your own life, most of the time they’re just a source of humor. But rather than bemoaning the day that Britney Spears was issued her first marriage license…
Thursday, August 5 Along with guidelines on where to park, what to pack and how to dispose of “personal toilet” output, the Burning Man Festival Web site offers this wisdom: “Trying to explain what Burning Man is to someone who has never been to the event is a bit like…
Our research has proven our theory: There is no breakfast food (Cookie Crunch notwithstanding) that is less nutritious than the toaster pastry. But that doesn’t make them any less desirable or tasty. What is interesting is that, while two pastries come in one pouch, the serving suggestion is a single…
8/6 If you want to leave the cineplex this weekend with that feel-good vibe–love solves everything and good always triumphs over evil–you should buy a ticket to Spider-Man 2 or A Cinderella Story. Stick to your family-friendly fare, and at all costs avoid the Inwood Theatre’s midnight movie–don’t you know…
8/7 Something happened to Daryl Sprout that day in the fifth grade when he found a speckled king snake in his grandmother’s back yard. That something was icky and alternately sweet: a lifelong affection for snakes of all kinds. By the end of the fifth grade, Sprout already knew far…
8/5 You probably prance to the thunderous, rolling boil of copper-clad kettledrums. Your drummer’s different. You’re curious about, interested in or at least tolerant of all sorts of art forms from cultures far and near. Of the performing arts, dance is the most inscrutable. To do it well requires mastery…
8/10 Things We Love About Little Shop of Horrors: a randomly appearing trio of backup singers. The dynamic between a sadistic dentist and a masochistic patient. A gigantic soul-singing alien plant-beast. In all honesty, our Little Shop experience is largely based on the 1986 Frank Oz movie musical, but seeing…
Perhaps the most unlikely thing to capture on film is the creative process–the spinning of gears, the tripping of wires, the breaking of hearts and the snapping of tempers that go into the making of art. Movies about writers and painters and musicians seldom collapse the barrier between inspiration and…
Jonathan Demme’s gutsy The Manchurian Candidate, which dares to rear its head just as the Democratic National Convention convenes in Boston, is the anti-Bush administration movie for those who refuse to see Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 or Robert Greenwald’s Outfoxed because, well, they just ain’t Right. It’s less a remake…
You may have already heard the stories about A Home at the End of the World. In what many viewers have deemed a big loss, Colin Farrell’s penis no longer appears in the film. The official line is that test audiences found it too distracting, though that seems unlikely, given…
Winner of the Dramatic Audience Award at the 2004 Sundance Film Festival, Maria Full of Grace is an uncomfortably realistic look at a 17-year-old Colombian woman who, desperate for a job, agrees to swallow capsules of heroin and transport them to New York. Although a work of fiction, the film…
Many is the promising playwright who cuts his teeth on a one-act play or at least attempts one during those fondly remembered starvation years. Likely, some have three or four one-acts or short plays sitting around in some dusty trunk waiting to be brushed off after the author gets discovered…
Ellsworth Kelly in Dallas This show should be called “Dallas Collects Ellsworth Kelly.” It would be more honest, not to mention more intriguing. This dainty collection of top-quality painting and sculpture by the mid-20th-century artist does little service to the importance of Kelly. Kelly’s brightly colored and experimentally shaped opaque…
Noises Off Airborne sardines are a pretty good reason to see just about anything, and Noises Off at Addison’s WaterTower Theatre is no exception. In addition to multitudes of flying fish, audiences can expect an attractive young actress in lingerie for much of the play, snappy dialogue and attempted murder…
Check out this teapot. It looks like any other: short, stout. Here is its handle. Here is its spout. But what you can’t see is the story of this vessel. This teapot, made of pewter and wood in the mid-1700s in either England or Boston, Massachusetts, was owned by an…
Thursday, July 29 Who needs egotistical movie critics when you have the Internet Movie Database where anyone can be a critic? We doubt you could find a comment like this anywhere else: “This movie left me feeling uncleansed and unshaved. I immediately took a shower. If you want to see…
May these last few weeks of summer be as hot, hot, hot as your new boyfriend, that Renaissance man you’ve always craved but never, until now, found. He’s the one for you, all right. He cooks, cleans, writes poetry, paints pictures, gardens, sews, bends rebar in his bare hands and…
8/3 Residents of Lower Greenville may already know that there is a line of cottonwood trees coursing through their neighborhood that leads directly to a series of underground springs, which gurgle up through the earth during excessive rains. I, however, a New York transplant who lives in an apartment in…
7/31 Remember when volleyball was relevant in America? Television wore fluorescent sunglasses in the late ’80s and early ’90s, when all things coastal ruled the airwaves as Beverly Hills 90210 and Baywatch whored the wonders of beach entertainment to millions and even Saved by the Bell had an episode in…
