Start Making Sense

J.J. Abrams should have no time to talk about the past, not when before him lies an extraordinary amount of work due in the very near future–like, any second. The creator of Felicity and screenwriter of Armageddon is preparing a new series about bounty hunters for ABC, which will debut…

Auntie Mom

You have to have some big set of scones to rewrite William Shakespeare’s longest, most famous play. So here’s some advice for Dallas writer-composer-actor-director Scott Eckert, who has done just that with Lesson 2: Hamlet: Get fitted for an extra large codpiece, sirrah; you have succeeded at making the Bard…

Talk Dirty for Us

Two-and-a-half years ago Dallas business owner Greg Weiner’s mental light bulb went on. For about a month now, his brainchild has found a home in one of the several bars he owns. It is a dark, womb-like hole in the wall called the Slip Inn, and its description, as well…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, September 4 Our favorite board games from childhood involved brightly colored mats and cute little place markers. We loved Candyland. But we wouldn’t call it art. The Mexican children’s game called Loteria, however, appears in visual art, but–in addition to being colorful–it has meaning behind it, with cards marked…

Paint it Black

The most common misconception about Lewis Black, the once-weekly commentator on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, is that he’s an angry, angry man. Certainly, he gives off all the signals of the furious: His voice, the rumble of the chain-smoker who spends his time yelling at passers-by on street…

Native Sons

9/5 Ah, those hot days at Traders Village. You know the place. The smell of pickles and popcorn filling the air. Your accidental step in a pink glob of gum that baked all day in the sun just for you to goo your shoe. Those great knockoff T-shirts that fade…

Rack ‘Em Up

9/7 The seventh annual 9-Ball Billiard Tournament at Hawley’s Billiards continues Sunday (from Pugsley’s Library the day before), and with it comes a renewed resolve in my life. This resolve is a two-headed hydra bent simultaneously on the annihilation of anyone foolish or unfortunate enough to oppose me in a…

Free Thinkers

9/5 Children are so easily influenced, emulating parents, peers and the television, for better or worse. See, it’s all your fault. Be a better influence already. Gather the neighborhood posse and minivan it to the Skillman Southwestern Branch Library on Friday at 3:30 p.m. when Aesop’s Fables II: Electric Boogaloo…

American Beauty

9/5 The Pan American Art Gallery opens another season Friday with a reception for new show Landscapes of the Americas. The gallery, which carries one of the world’s largest collections of Cuban, Haitian and Jamaican art, is expanding, with the goal of eventually including artists from all across the Americas,…

Beauty and the Beat

9/6 If you know who Renée Fleming is, do not read this concert preview. Because if you know her name, then you are quite aware that she is, arguably (an argument you will lose), the biggest opera star in America today. You know she sang “Amazing Grace” and “God Bless…

A Slice o’ Hell

Sin Noticias de Dios, retitled Don’t Tempt Me for U.S. release, didn’t fare too well in Spain upon its release there in December 2001, despite its cast of faces famous and almost famous; it wasn’t quite Gigli, but damned near. The reasons for its tanking like a boxer taking a…

Sol Brothers

Those who remember Javier Bardem as the heartthrob poet from Before Night Falls, or the distinguished detective in The Dancer Upstairs, may be shocked to find that in his latest film to reach these shores, Mondays in the Sun, the Latin hunk is balding, bearded and fat. Admittedly, he may…

Lit Up

On Sunday, HBO will air the final episode of what has been the most consistently entertaining–and aggravating–show of the summer television season. Project Greenlight will fade to black, and the people who populated the series–the first-time screenwriter who’s had the optimism beaten out of her, the rookie directors who’ve had…

Bush League

Twin beds or no, Rob and Laura Petrie danced a lot of bedroom bossa nova out there in New Rochelle. In those tight capri pants and pointy little slippers, darling Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) embodied the Hefneresque vision of the suburban ’60s sex kitten. The Dick Van Dyke Show somehow…

Yeah, But Where’s Pinto?

Of late the cast of Animal House has been making the film-fest and talk-show rounds promoting a movie celebrating its 25th birthday; what else does poor John Landis have to do save celebrate a career highlight that fades a little bit more each time one of his movies gets released…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, August 21 It’s ironic that Cantoni–the “design store” known for its sleek-lined, vividly colored furniture that we, as almost graceful, very considerate adults, would be terrified to sit on–is hosting a benefit for the Dallas Children’s Museum, which lets rugrats run around, hands covered in finger paint with hats…

Seeing Ciudad

This is when all struggling artists wish they were on the staff at Monica Greene’s Ciudad. Of all the population who has ever been a waiter, a bartender, a busboy or a cook, chances are it’s a rarity that any one has ever had the restaurant he works for showcase…

Do It Yourself

8/23 When I was 20, I read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. The book affected me profoundly. At least I think it did. Like a lot of things from my 20s, I recall only the highlights. I remember that the main dude had a philosophizing nutjob alter ego–wasn’t…

Know the Ropes

8/25 Maybe you’ve watched them–wafer-thin, 4-foot-tall munchkins scrambling effortlessly up the climbing walls at Galyan’s sporting-goods store or REI. You look down wistfully at your own doughy midriff, feel your spindly upper arms and think, “Fall, you little snots, fall!” No, wait. Did we just type that? Heh-heh. What we…

House Happy

8/21 Let the sociologists bemoan the tot-culture franchise machine. Sure, very young kids are hooked early by arguably benign tube-born icons. They watch and then wail for shoes, cereal, juice and backpacks with the beloved images. Parents realize quickly if they buy ’em, the kids will wear ’em, eat ’em,…

Go West

8/21 Hollywood wasn’t the first to be fascinated with the American West. Decades before moviemakers began cranking out westerns in the 1930s, artists ventured beyond the Mississippi River to document the landscape and native peoples of the frontier’s prairies. Swiss artist Karl Bodmer made some of the first paintings of…

Chasing Hughley

8/22 Call us crazy, but we’re not big fans of BET’s Comic View. Sure, we’re glad that for once there’s something on television besides rap-music-video-booty-athon Flava on late Friday nights, and we’re suckers for some good ol’ stand-up. But it’s not just the editing of 20 different comedians’ routines into…