New Yakkers

This is the true story of seven people (Tommy! Annie! Ashley! Maria! Griffin! Carpo! And Benjamin!) picked to live in a city and have their lives changed. Find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start being real. The Real World–Sidewalks of New York. If you came across…

Over and Dunne

“From Academy Award-nominated director Griffin Dunne…” Wait a minute. Hold the phone. That guy who co-starred with Madonna in Who’s That Girl? The guy who directed the Sandra Bullock witch movie Practical Magic and the Meg Ryan stalker movie Addicted to Love? That Griffin Dunne? Yep, he’s Oscar-nominated. In the…

Chief, It’s Chaos

The pitch for this one must have seemed sensational: “It’s called Spy Game, right, and it’s about this old spy who recounts, via flashbacks, how he mentored this young spy, only now the young spy is captured and about to be killed, so the old spy spends his last day…

War on War Books

Only a couple of months ago, it looked as though Donald Miller had a publishing home run on his hands–a thoughtful, exhilarating, inclusive book about World War II scheduled to hit stores just as Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks’ Band of Brothers was finishing its critically lauded run on HBO…

Fractured Fairy Tale

Even the most hardened of humbuggers among us has trouble grumbling at full-Grinch when confronted each holiday TV season with the holy trinity of Christmas fables. By these, I mean It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street and Scrooge as well as their dramatic permutations and progeny. (No way…

Mountain View

By the standards of contemporary photographers, Shelby Lee Adams is a modest man. He dabbles not in the black art of celebrity portraiture, dwells not in the abstract zone, couldn’t care less about the zeitgeist. The label that fits best would be “documentary photojournalist,” though Adams’ work is not quite…

Deck the Malls

To you, what best epitomizes the beauty of the holiday season? Is it a midnight Mass? A child’s delight on Christmas morning? Serving food to the homeless? Yeah, well, good for you, Norman Rockwell. It’s good to know that people like you exist, to counterbalance people like us, who prefer…

Recall 9-11

The rubble of the World Trade Center towers had not stopped smoldering before ideas began surfacing about how best to memorialize the destruction of September 11. Should the towers be rebuilt or replaced with some sort of memorial park? One proposal suggests installing a piece of artwork in the interim…

It’s So Wizard!

Lovely magic, this. An enchanting family classic. If you believe in magic, you’ll love Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. And if you don’t, you will, and you will. True, the hype has been a bit much. And, yes, a mad, desperate world choked with reproduction and reprobation could hardly…

Dental Damned

It takes a nimble mind to mix light and dark, to wed humor with treachery, and in Novocaine newcomer David Atkins is not always up to the task. Neither is Steve Martin, who wants to be taken seriously while reserving the right to produce the occasional sick yuk. If you…

Do the Wrong Thing

Tape, a film by Richard Linklater, isn’t. It’s high time for some cinematic clarification: If a project is shot on celluloid, with light searing images onto emulsion, then it’s a film. If it’s recorded with magnetic frequencies or digital code (as is the case here), then it’s a video. Of…

In the Screening Room

Two years ago, a colleague of Michael Cain’s asked the founder and director of the Deep Ellum Film Festival just why the hell he named his fledgling fest after a part of town in which there were, ahem, no movie theaters. “There will be,” Cain insisted, like a W.P. Kinsella…

Does a Bear Shop in the Woods?

Let the record reflect that I think malls are normally a swell place to shop. They are climate-controlled and convenient. Husbands can wander off in one direction, in search of cordless drills, while wives are free to venture in another, looking for scented bath oils. At a predetermined time, the…

Online Shopping

You really want to avoid the crowds and keep a low profile? Head to the Web. Eventually, the terrorists will hit here, too, but until they do, strap on your gas mask, put on your rubber gloves, and point your browser to: Homebrew Headquarters (www.homebrewhq.com). Want to make your own…

Small Matters

I am single and unencumbered. No children (that I know of). I considered getting myself a dog — something cute and cuddly and useful at street festivals for luring women into range of my masculine charm — but then I realized that a dog needs to be fed and walked…

Sweet Endings

For dessert, call Dani’s Cakes (972-897-2406). Dani has been a pastry chef for more than 10 years, mainly working for corporate clients and by word of mouth. This year, she began selling to the public. And Dani herself will deliver to your house a cake or pie made to your…

Buy the Numbers

They say it’s the thought that counts. This implies that a fellow should feel confident about giving his paramour an inexpensive gift — so long as he puts some brainpower into his purchase and comes up with something apropos, unique. Something with gravitas. But I’m here to tell you that…

Dining Out

Having friends and family over for a special dinner together is all well and fine, but let’s not forget that it’s our duty as Americans to get out of the house and eat and drink. You know, for the economy. Here are a few of the best places in town…

Maul of Justice

‘Tis the season of the superhero on television: A pretty-boy Clark Kent, sans “S” and spandex, stumbles his way around the WB’s Smallville to combat the latest freak-of-the-week; Patrick Warburton, Seinfeld’s silly Putty, suits up as the big, blue marble-headed Tick on Fox, after waiting a year to make his…

Will Rock for Food

Lord knows how many times the Deep Ellum folks have tried to “unify” such a disparate “scene” with “events” like the New Music Festival, during which more than 100 local (and regional, and not) bands will play the downtown clubs in hopes of attracting old-timers, newbies and–oh, yeah–a few “A&R…

The Perfect Gift for the Woman

The last guest has left. How do you thank your wife for pulling it off so flawlessly? As the holidays approach and you’re trying to think of “perfect gifts” for everyone on your list, don’t overlook the gifts that raise a woman’s spirits most of all — those that make…

Glogg

This year, whatever you do, please spare your guests from having to drink eggnog, that ubiquitous, sickeningly sweet holiday glop. Instead, serve them something deliciously unique. We speak, of course, of glogg, the traditional (strong!) spiced beverage of Scandinavian origins. Not only does a good glass of glogg get the…