20 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas this Weekend, August 1 to 4

Get amped, Dallas! There’s about 20 ways to cool down this weekend — from weird sound art and throw-back movies, to a Revenge of the Nerds costume party, drag theater and a massive video game marathon. (Something in here is worth braving your blistering steering wheel for, I swear.) Share…

In 2 Guns, 2 Much, 2 Little

All you need for a movie are two guys and two guns. Unless that movie is 2 Guns, in which case you probably need a good deal more. The problem with so many current action movies, this one included, is that once you’ve seen one, you can’t help feeling you’ve…

The Death Squad Plays Itself

More terrifying than any horror film, and more intellectually adventurous than just about any 2013 release so far, The Act of Killing is a major achievement, a work about genocide that rightly earns its place alongside Shoah as a supreme testament to the cinema’s capacity for inquiry, confrontation and remembrance…

In Crystal Fairy, a Great Dickish Performance by Michael Cera

With an offhand precision that suggests he might prove one of his generation’s major actors, Michael Cera lays bare two specific human weaknesses in writer-director Sebastián Silva’s altered-states/group dynamics road drama Crystal Fairy — weaknesses you’ll likely recognize from life rather than from other movies. The first is the pushy,…

Mainstream Movie Porn Sucks: How Real Sex in Real Movies Is a Real Distraction

Porn re-inserts itself into the arthouse with this week’s The Canyons, co-starring adult industry stud James Deen, and next week’s Lovelace, a biopic of the Deep Throat star–two highly publicized releases that reconfirm the hopelessness of going hardcore in mainstream movies. Whether it’s works that inject un-simulated sex into their…

The Canyons Is Vital, Messy, and Alive With Regret

A movie can be highly imperfect, stilted, or implausible in all sorts of ways—and still be everything you go to the movies for. The Canyons, Paul Schrader’s contemplation of moral decay in Hollywood, is that kind of picture, in some places so crazy-silly you want to laugh and in others…

5 Ways The To Do List Is a Radically Feminist Film

This article contains major spoilers. A white suburban teen, urged on by friends, makes the decision to finally get laid, maybe by the end of summer. That’s the premise of Sixteen Candles, American Pie, Superbad, and now The To Do List. Comedy pin-up Aubrey Plaza gives a characteristically low-wattage performance…

Tale of Brave Ulysses

This summer has been largely bereft of quality action flicks. We had our usual apocalyptic entries, the predictable superhero flicks, but nothing so far that just took our breath away. And it’s not like those are super hard to do, Hollywood. Good adventure stories have practically been around since the…

Hey Guys … Wonder Joints!

Lamar’s limp-wristed throwing technique. Gilbert’s adorable DOS program of that dancing, hand-holding couple. Booger’s badass collection of pit-stained T-shirts, like “Gimmie Head Til I’m Dead” and “High on Stress!” Lewis boning that cheerleader on the moon and her weirdly positive response to their nonconsensual union. And dear God: the Greek…

Put Your Eyes On This, You Damn Dirty Ape

New things are stupid. Old things rule. Originals always crush remakes, reboots and sequels. Like, everyone knows they got Planet of the Apes right the first time and fortunately, the guys over at Texas Theatre get that and will be showing Planet of the Apes in 35-mm on Friday. Surely…

One for The Birds

What do you get when you combine two icons of mystery and suspense? A pipe smoker with blonde ambition? A rounded silhouette with a penchant for deerstalkers? Sort of, not really, and something way more fun. In celebration of the birthday of the Master of Suspense, Sherlock’s Baker St. Pub…

Into the Great Beyond

Leave it to Woody Allen to tackle two sacred subjects with humor and insight touched with a bit of existentialism, and leave it to Denton Community Theatre’s Black Box Theatre to bring that humor to the stage. Nearly 40 years ago, New York’s most beloved writer/director/actor/musician/etc. put his brilliant neurosis…

Finally, A Flight That Still Serves Nuts

You adore Pedro Almodóvar’s knack for absurdist smut-wrangling. His approach to film is just more exotic, primal — like a drag-queen cheetah hyped on uppers. He’s got a new one, the enthusiastically titled I’m So Excited! and reviews have fluctuated between gazpacho cold and fiery dominatrix hot. You’re still going…

Gibs, Gibs and More Gibs

When you picture online gamers, the image in your mind is pretty clear. You probably see a dorky, socially awkward geek holed away in his parents’ basement, floating alone in a pile of Pizza Rolls and Mountain Dew, talking to friends he’ll never see IRL in some sort of code…