Better Cannonball It

You often consider how much better the world would be if someone would simply respond to your letter-writing campaign. Your wants are simple and concise: draft a stage production that marries your love of “rival camps on opposite sides of the lake” story lines to Caddyshack (the first one, naturally)…

Wendy Ruins Everything

You spent your whole childhood waiting to grow up: When 16 came, you could date and it would be simple and wonderful. And oh, hurry up 21, because wine coolers are best enjoyed legally. But now you wonder if that rush to adulthood was misguided — the wonder of childhood…

So Kinky Friedman is Keynote of a Mensa Gathering Today, Which Should be Hilarious

Animal rights activist, salsa entrepreneur, politician, author, musician, Jewish cowboy, non-Mensa member and proud winner of the National Organization of Women’s 1973 “Male Chauvinist Pig Award,” Kinky Friedman will weirdly keynote American Mensa’s 2013 Annual Gathering today in Fort Worth. The member’s-only partay takes place at the Worthington Renaissance Hotel,…

This Statue Has Been Getting Felt Up by Texas Oilmen Since 1917

Aside from a swath of fabric draped across her own masterpiece, The Golden Goddess stands entirely in the buff. The statue pre-dates Deco, but looks like something that could guard Versace’s old South Beach nest. She’s had a peculiar life, this golden girl. And it seems like divine intervention that…

The Best BYOB Activities in Dallas

The combination of leaving the house, avoiding pricey drinks and still getting to sip on your favorite liquid is a recipe for awesomeness. So we rounded up 10 BYOB activities that you and your liver can do together…