Two-Wheeled Weekend

Rockers Vs Mods isn’t actually about rivalry. Well, OK, it is a little bit about the rivalry between those who ride and those who scoot, but mostly, the weekend-long two-wheeled rally is about tooling around, listening to rock music, eating good food and drinking (post-ride, of course). The packed itinerary…

Gone To Pot

Pot humor can hardly be called a universally enjoyed subject of comedy, as there will always be abstainers who don’t get the joke. But comedians who make the occasional 420 reference will always have a built-in audience of stoners–and that sucks. Because, as much as it pains me to admit…

Flipping Out

In high school, our favorite part of economics class had nothing to do with learning about supply and demand. It was sitting in the back of the room and making a flip book out of our SpongeBob SquarePants mini notebook keychain (don’t even act like you didn’t own one; SpongeBob…

Fort Full Of Soul

Along with her father Pops, Mavis Staples helped revolutionize R&B in the ’60s and ’70s with the Staple Singers, the family band that produced some of the best socially-conscious anthems of the era. You might remember her best for her impassioned plea on “Respect Yourself”–“If you don’t respect yourself ain’t…

America’s Got Taping

Were you ever looking forward to attending a talent show as an adult? Probably not. Did you ever think to yourself: “Man, I wish that just once there’d be a televised program that showcases my country’s creativity, but also employs the entertainment expertise of David Hasselhoff as well as Sharon…

In The Valley of Boo

Attention: Complex math formulas do matter. Who would’ve thought math problems could be incorporated into art? Not me, but it sounds pretty cool. Boolean Valley features collaborations between potter Adam Silverman and architect Nader Tehrani, who marry the intuitive and tactile process of ceramics to the stringency of Boolean logic…

Preach It Patch

It seems the real Patch Adams was somewhat disappointed in the 1998 film of the same name, mostly because it jumbled the facts. For instance, the film claimed that Adams’ Gesundheit! Institute had already built the free hospital Adams had planned for years, while in reality the hospital is still…

The First Step

Ever been so down in the dumps you think you’ll never laugh again? Don’t worry. When something is really funny you’ll laugh. Just ask Bill and Bob. They’ll know what you’re talking about. In Theatre Three’s production of Bill W. and Dr. Bob, Bill Wilson becomes a drunk when his…

What’s Eating Gilberto Gil?

The best thing about Brazilian music is that even the most mainstream of tunes is so much more sonically complex, lyrically intricate and generally experimental than American popular music could ever be. Even the seemingly droll intonations of Astrud Gilberto were part of a jazz/bossa nova revolution. And speaking of…

Trolling For Laughs

By now we all know better than to trust a vegetarian, but 20 years ago it took a visionary Italian director named Claudio Fragasso and a little movie shot in rural Utah to set us all straight. Like zombie-movie indictments of corporate greed or the slasher flicks that warned us…

Musical Mercy

What better way to launch a nonprofit campaign in Dallas than with a rock show? Even if you’re not sure about the “mosh[ing] with old friends” that Mercy for Animals touts in its online event description, surely you can get behind music with a cause. The show aims to raise…

The Art of the Steal

Matisse called the Barnes Foundation “the only sane place to see art in America.” But the clamor over moving one of the world’s foremost collections of impressionist, post-impressionist and modern art from its home in the bucolic suburb of Merion, Pennsylvania, to center city Philadelphia (4.6 miles away), has been…

The Runaways: A Rock Biopic with Sex, Drugs and Feminist Thought

There’s an obvious stunt element to the casting of The Runaways: a punked-up, barely legal Kristen Stewart and a still underage, barely dressed Dakota Fanning begging for street cred by playing dress-up as, respectively, Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, front girls of the oversexed ’70s-era teen proto-punk sensation, The Runaways…

Mother Saucer

Haute-chef Marie-Antonin Careme may have classified all sauces into four groups of “mother sauces” in the early 1800s, but as far as I’m concerned–when done right–there’s only one category of sauce: More, please. If you’ve ever hankered to learn the ins and outs of prepping bechamel or hollandaise like a…

The ‘Doon Looms Ahead

I’ve always wanted to go to the highlands of Scotland, but on those days when I find myself trapped at work and staring down a very blank computer screen, I start wishing a place like Brigadoon really did exist. In the classic musical Brigadoon, the eponymous Scottish village has been…

Up, Up On The Stage

Entertaining kids is not as easy as it used to be. I remember playing with blocks and spending whole afternoons making an elaborate game out of pulling pots and pans out of the kitchen cabinets and pairing them with life partners that truly suited their needs. Stockpot, this is your…

Mustard Gas and The Midwest

If you want to get into the head of a stark raving mad poet, come view the work of Scott Hilton’s “photo-opera” called The Mustard Gas Phantasies of Wilfred Owen. He uses an old photographic method to illustrate the mustard gas-induced hallucinations of Wilfred Owen, a writer and soldier during…

Working The Dogwalk

Is your pooch pretty? Is your canine cooler than James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause? Do you have one hot dog? If you answered yes to one or more of those questions, then maybe you should consider letting your doggie strut its stuff this weekend. This Saturday is the…

Gettin’ Wiggly With It

Let’s play a little game of six degrees of separation, shall we? I bet I can connect kleptomaniac, sorry, I mean actress Winona Ryder to our beloved Mr. Wiggle Worm, the sidekick of Mr. Peppermint. Starting…now. In the early ’90s, Ryder was engaged to heartthrob loner, Johnny Depp, for a…

Projection Boobs

Immodesty Blaize used to be a convent student. Now, she’s a U.K. burlesque sensation. If you ask me, her parents pretty much sealed that deal at birth when they named her. I wonder what they named their second kid: Boobs McGee? If you’re hyped that someone invented a legit art…

Girls On Film

If the closest you’ve come to seeing a Japanese film this year was nostalgically watching Kill Bill: Vol. 1 on DVD one lazy Sunday afternoon, it’s time to shape up. Head to SMU’s McCord Auditorium, 3225 University Blvd., at 6:30 p.m. Friday to see the first of four days of…