The Avengers Trailer Gets Sweded, Is Sorta Like The Justice League

Joss Whedon’s Avengers trailer arrived on iTunes on October 11. Since then, it was downloaded over 10 million-freaking times. The trailer’s pretty much a big candy-bag of film fun: Thor looks pretty with his flowing blonde hair, Iron Man playing Robert Downey says some hilarious-smart things, and explosion, explosion, explosion…

Dramatizing the Financial Crisis in Margin Call

Sure to be drowned out by the drum circles at Occupy Wall Street, writer-director J.C. Chandor’s lifeless Margin Call depicts roughly 36 hours at an unnamed Manhattan investment firm at the dawn of the 2008 financial freak-out. Chandor’s debut feature audaciously asks us to empathize with obscenely overpaid risk analysts…

The Mixmaster’s Horror Movie Countdown, October 18: The Omen

OK, seriously. One of this movie’s taglines was/is “You have been warned.” Amazing. Also, if children creep you out in any way, Richard Donner’s 1976 antichrist fright-fest, The Omen, will really send you in a tailspin, because this tyke — Damien — is a tiny boy-suit-wearing devilchild. Literally. Oh, that…

The A-List: Dallas, Episode 2: Everybody Cut (Ashley) Footloose

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TV Last night on The A-List: Dallas, our beautifully bitchy cast members (get acquainted here) cut loose at a Footloose-themed pool party. People were pushed in water, punches were thrown and potentially season-long beefs got beefier. Let’s dive in. Scene 1: Crazy-haired…

Most Eligible Dallas finale: The Kiss Heard ‘Round Possum Kingdom

On last night’s Most Eligible Dallas finale, Courtney and Matt took important steps toward a long and lasting love affair. OK, you’re right. It’s all bullshit. That much was confirmed in the Watch What Happens Live episode following the finale, in which Andy Cohen alternately questioned and poked fun at…

The Mixmaster’s Horror Movie Countdown, October 15: Audition

Director Takashi Miike is totally fucked up … but brilliant. In the realm of Asian horror, he’s what many would call “the man.” (He also owns in action — just check out this year’s 13 Assassins for proof.) In 1999’s Audition (or Odishon, the original title), rubber gloves have never…

Footloose: Still In Step

In hindsight, the 1984 hit Footloose can be seen as the link between the old Hollywood model of a let’s-put-on-a-show musical, based on original songs brought to life in elaborate choreographed numbers, and the later Hollywood model of youth films, perfected in the ’80s by John Hughes and terminally calcified…

Shifting Gears On Gun Hill Road

Life is a series of constant adjustments to ever-shifting realities in Gun Hill Road, a Brooklyn-set indie about a criminal, Enrique (Esai Morales), who returns home after a three-year prison term to find that things aren’t quite as he remembered them. Specifically, wife Angela (Judy Reyes) is trying to end…

In Toast, The Duel Arts of Reduction and Seduction

Premiered as a BBC1 telefilm, now flaunting its wasteful widescreen in theaters, Toast adapts the autobiography of Nigel Slater, a popular British food writer looking back in condescension on the Midlands of his youth. The film begins in the middle-class Wolverhampton home where young Nigel is raised on a tinned-food…

Free Screening of Giant Tomorrow, Meanwhile…Casting in New York

The new musical version of Edna Ferber’s Giant, about a mid-century West Texas oil-and-ranch family, won’t open at Dallas Theater Center until January. But to prime the pump, the theater, ATTPAC and the Dallas Film Society are hosting a free screening of the 1956 epic movie of the same name…

The Mixmaster’s Horror Movie Countdown, October 11: Se7en

Since Silence of the Lambs, there’ve been dozens of trashy Hollywood attempts at remaking the success behind the brooding, dark serial killer thriller. They’ve all been punch-yourself-in-the-nuts bad. Except for Se7en. You don’t forget Se7en. Who can: there’s a scene where you see a knife attached to a dildo [shudder]…

Gerard Butler Wanted to Leave with One Strong Impression (NSFW)

While in town promoting another film, Gerard Butler gave us a little preview of his character in Movie 43 — a feature film comprised of various comedic shorts directed by Brett Ratner, Peter Farrelly, James Gunn, Elizabeth Banks, Bob Odenkirk and other Hollywood heavy hitters of comedy. The film features…

The Mixmaster’s Horror Movie Countdown, October 9: Dead Alive

Peter Jackson’s 1992 zombified gora-a-thon has been called the “goriest fright film of all time.” Look, it says so right there on the poster. But that’s really not much of a stretch. Dead Alive (originally called Braindead) may have been shot in the Land of the Long White Cloud, but…

The Mixmaster’s Horror Movie Countdown, October 8: The Fly

Dear David Cronenberg, You permanently re-wired me. Not sure if it was the scene when Jeff Goldblum, who becomes a massive, bipedal fly, dissolves a man’s hand with battery-acid vomit, or the scene where the baboon blows up from the inside-out, but I’m permanently fucked. Toodles, Young Nick. David Cronenberg…