Virtual Quagmire

No wonder Iraq is a mess. If the battlefield in America’s Army: Rise of a Soldier is an accurate picture of what it’s like in the Middle East, we should cut and run ASAP. The United States Army’s officially licensed shooter puts you smack in the middle of the action…

Our top DVD picks for the week of December 13

Bad News Bears (2005) (Paramount) The Beautiful Country (Sony) Death Race 2000: Special Edition (Buena Vista) F.I.S.T. (Columbia/Tristar) Gallipoli: Special Edition (Paramount) Gilmore Girls: The Complete Fifth Season (Warner Bros.) The Island (Universal) Kiss: Rock the Nation Live! (Image) The Last Day (Strand) Marvin Gaye: Behind the Legend (Red Dist.)…

Monkey Business

For whatever reason, the modernized, comic redo of King Kong released exactly 29 years ago has become less the “pop classic” that Pauline Kael insisted it was at the time than a dimly remembered punch line. It barely registers with modern-day moviegoers, who recall it as a campy, eco-aware update…

Homo on the Range

It’s not hard to predict how Ang Lee’s controversial Brokeback Mountain will play in John Wayne country. This romantic tragedy about a pair of lean, wind-burned cowpokes who secretly live to poke each other flies in the face of everything that most people in Casper or Riverton or Laramie think…

Oh, Joy

One cannot, in good conscience, describe the countless strands of plot and strains of characters skittering through The Family Stone without knowing that description merits at least a snicker…OK, all right, bellowing guffaws. The movie’s too overstuffed by half with pointless people and plot lines that dangle like warning signs,…

Asia Minor

“Agony and beauty for us live side by side,” laments Mameha (Michelle Yeoh), the most successful geisha in Gion. You’ll know how she feels: Memoirs of a Geisha, as directed by Chicago’s Rob Marshall, is beautiful to look at, but when it comes to the dialogue and storytelling, agony just…

Capsule Reviews

Artists Among Us Hidden away on the third floor of the shed-like Women’s Museum at Fair Park, this show is a terse exposé of talent in the metroplex. The work seems a hodgepodge; shared genitalia does not mean shared creative disposition. Luckily diversity wins out. Homes and toupees won’t be…

Capsule Reviews

Children of Eden Adam (James Wesley) and Eve (Kia Dawn Fulton) dance around the garden with God (Keith Ferguson) and lots of little children dressed as animals. The Stephen Schwartz musical comes nowhere close to the composer’s hits, Wicked and Godspell. It’s really more church youth pageant than professional theater…

Eden Run

In the beginning, Children of Eden looks like it might have a prayer. What else would you expect from a show that stars God? Adam, Eve and their kids make an appearance. Noah and his bunch come with herds of animals played by adorable young’uns with paper plates and Dixie…

Sweat Along with Russell

Cinderella Man (Universal) Back in the Great Depression, boxing matches only cost a nickel and the ring was uphill both ways. That’s the central message of this well-made if sappy bio of 1930s boxer Jim Braddock. Ron Howard’s direction and a stellar cast save the film from its one-dimensional characters…

Near Perfect

In less than a decade, first-person shooters like Doom and Halo have grown from a niche genre to a cottage industry. Whether it’s our love for their immersiveness, competition, or just old-fashioned bloodlust, the popularity of FPS games shows no sign of waning. They’ve become so much of a draw,…

Our top DVD picks for the week of December 6.

Dirty Love (First Look) Dragonball Movie Boxed Set (Funimation) Everybody Loves Raymond: The Complete Fifth Season (Warner Bros.) Fun With Dick and Jane (1977) (Columbia/Tristar) The Future of Food (Cinema Libre) Gilbert Gottfried: Dirty Jokes (Image) God Save the Queen: Punk Rock Anthology (Music Video Dist.) Hellbound (Warner Bros.) He-Man…

Blood for Oil

Warner Bros. put $50 million into Syriana and allowed writer-director Stephen Gaghan as much time and travel as necessary to research and write his story. They’d be well advised to pony up a few extra bucks to provide filmgoers with a flow chart that connects the scattered dots that make…

Lion in Winter

If you’re a fan of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia books, all you need to know is this: Disney has done right by The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It’s impossible to imagine it done much better, in fact. If you’re not a fan, perhaps you’re among…

Capsule Reviews

Artists Among Us Hidden away on the third floor of the shed-like Women’s Museum at Fair Park, this show is a terse exposé of talent in the metroplex. The work seems a hodgepodge; shared genitalia does not mean shared creative disposition. Luckily diversity wins out. Homes and toupees won’t be…

Capsule Reviews

A Christmas Carol Dallas Theater Center outdoes every previous production of its annual classic with a new musical adaptation by Richard Hellesen and David de Berry. Actor Robin Chadwick is the quintessential Scrooge, made all the more interesting by his well-tempered transition from miserly old grump into charity-minded hero. A…

Christmas Brawls

Christmas may come but once a year, but Clive and Belinda hope to do so several times–and under the tree, no less–in Sir Alan Ayckbourn’s bitter farce, Season’s Greetings. In the sparkly, punch-drunk production on view at Collin County Community College’s Quad C Theatre, these two characters–dishy single novelist Clive…

Avant-Garde Gigolos

Youth becomes Mark Searcy and Brian Gibb, co-founders of Art Prostitute, a slick, relatively new art zine that features both up-and-comers and established artists. Just by looking at the two fashionably subversive and nonconforming chaps, you wouldn’t know they’d elbowed their way into critical acclaim among artists from the East…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Andy Warhol would be proud. Warhol and his Factory peeps created an art culture that can never be duplicatedbut that doesn’t mean no one else can try. Though we reckon there won’t be a new Edie Sedgwick showing up on the scene or an iconic piece of fruit in the…

Blowin’ Up

The holiday season is a time for family, friends, reflection and, of course, maxing out the power circuits in your house. For many, December just wouldn’t be the same without the lights, figurines and fake snow. In recent years we’ve seen a number of new decoration trends come and go,…

Green Day

Lakewood hosts an Irish Christmas 12/10 We owe a huge debt of gratitude to the humble spud for the culinary delights it has given us. Tater tot casserole. Latkes with applesauce. Curly fries at Jack in the Box. But the potato is responsible for more than high-carb meals–it brought us…

Freeze Frame

PDNB Wraps up the year 12/9 Christmas season means wrapping season, however much we might try to avoid it. The folks over at Photographs Do Not Bend Gallery have chosen to honor this tradition with the punny title of their final show of the year, It’s a Wrap!, opening Friday…