Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

“There’s no shame in it,” we’ve said over and over. “Women will still find you attractive,” we’ve stated, with an assuring grin. And occasionally we’ve declared desperately, not sure what else to say, “No, you’re not losing your hair.” Some male friends want an honest assessment, but most simply want…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, March 11 Flashback to when social outings were contingent upon drink specials, and local music was a religion with mass almost every night. Back then, a quiet, unassuming band called Course of Empire played lighthearted romps with acoustic instruments and one snare. Well, not exactly. Try two drummers and…

Rock Star

There’s been a lot of talk about Jesus lately. Maybe you’re sick of hearing about Jesus. Or perhaps it’s just a momentary Jesus overload. Well, buck up. We’ve just started the season of Jesus. There are months and months ahead of talking about Jesus. There’ll be discussions of his passion,…

Irish Eyes

3/14 Dallas hosts a few official parades on St. Patrick’s Day, but there’s something to be said about the best unofficial parade in town. See, Lower Greenville’s bars have hosted years of late-night St. Patrick’s Day festivities. Though the ruckus may not seem comparable to a parade at first glance,…

Run for Their Lives

3/13 First things first: If you want to be an organ donor–and why wouldn’t you?–have a chat with your family. Let them know your wishes right now, because chances are you won’t be able to tell them when the time is at hand. Oh, and get that organ donor card…

Jean Genie

3/13 Denim, we love you, but sometimes we just don’t understand the things you let people do to you. Love jeans that fit without that crotch bulge; hate stonewashed tapered styles, especially paired with a braided belt. Love a vintage indigo miniskirt; hate pearl-and-puff-paint-bedecked vests. Love low-rise boot-cuts, but denim…

Dirty Jokes

3/11 There are blond jokes (Jessica Simpson on reality TV; Britney Spears on reality altogether: witness her 30-second Vegas marriage to a high school honey) and there are blond jokesters (Ellen DeGeneres in Finding Nemo; Joan Rivers in Finding Her Face). But the blonde who likely created the blond bombshell…

Mold School

Maybe the most amazing thing about the big-screen version of Starsky & Hutch is how much smaller it feels than its predecessor, the William Blinn-created, Aaron Spelling-produced cop series that ran on ABC from 1975 to ’79. Everything about this cineplex variation feels rinky-dink, like some extended variety-show skit that…

Bush Comes to Shove

At first glance, Hidalgo seems to be nothing more than an old-fashioned, flat-footed adventure epic plunked down on a vast stretch of desert and amply furnished with the usual Hollywood conventions–a strong, silent cowboy on horseback, a couple of villains with nasty black mustaches, a killer sandstorm and a cloud…

Rites of Spring

It is so very nice when a movie completely outstrips the expectations conjured by its trailer, as is the case with The Dreamers. At first blush, this tale of three passionate youths caught up in the late-’60s Parisian countercultural revolution looked downright trite. Never mind that esteemed veteran director Bernardo…

Dead Presidents

When a playwright writes a loaded gun into the first act, Anton Chekhov noted, it had better be fired by the fourth. Topdog/Underdog, Suzan-Lori Parks’ 2002 Pulitzer-winning drama now onstage at the Dallas Theater Center, has two acts, two characters and one gun. Fewer than five minutes of act one…

All About It All

Waiting tables and parenting: two of the least appreciated jobs. So Debra Ginsberg deserves twice the sympathy. And gets twice the fodder for her new career, writing. For more than 20 years, she dealt with shoddy tips, adulterous chefs, malicious hostesses and even Yellowstone (yes, the park). She worked those…

This Week’s Day-By-Day Picks

Thursday, March 4 We’ve often wondered if video artist Bill Viola found inspiration for his work The Crossing from watching football games in which a coach is doused in Gatorade after a winning game. We loved the way Jimmy Johnson’s stiff hair pasted onto his forehead when all that gel…

Wiggle Room

Kevin Bouchard crawls on his belly like a reptile, struggling to get his flashlight hand up in front and squinting in the darkness. With decades-old dampness seeping into his shirt, he coughs from musty air and cobwebs and looks for some sign of damage–dry rot, termites, water marks–from this unique…

Bein’ Green

FRI 3/5 Far be it from us to put a political spin on the giddy whoop-de-do surrounding St. Paddy’s Day; but, hey, there are probably more terrorists and people hell-bent on religious war in Ireland than there are in the Middle East. Since 20 percent of Americans claim Celtic ancestry,…

Swing By

SAT 3/6 When Jean Van de Velde, victory in sight, blew the last hole of the 1999 British Open, even non-golfers gasped in horror. The poor guy ricocheted one shot off the grandstand, another into the creek and another into a bunker. We’ll spare you the other details of the…

MABI, Baby

TUE 3/9 Remember back in elementary school when you used to propagate a foul stew of cafeteria castoffs in the hopes of bribing or pressuring some unfortunate soul to dine on it? That nauseating mélange of pizza crust, corn, chocolate milk and (ideally) mashed potatoes became an unholy course fit…

American Girl

MON 3/8 Sarah Vowell may see herself as just a recluse who gets to sit at home, read all day and write stories when inspiration (or a deadline) strikes and is sometimes forced to be brave, do book readings and talk to strangers. But to us, she’s a superhero. She…

God Awful

This Jew has spent several hours in the past week reading all four Gospels, as well as various supplementary (and often inflammatory) texts, upon which Mel Gibson based his The Passion of the Christ. I’ve read the interpretations of scholars, the apologias of popes and the damnations of zealots. I’ve…

Sizzle? Fizzle.

This is not a good movie. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights is, in fact, a bad movie. The script bleeds one cliché after another; the female lead can’t fire up the heat necessary for her role; and the plot resolves nearly every conflict it introduces within minutes. Worse, even as the…

Advance Screening

This spring, Lions Gate Entertainment will release writer-director Lars von Trier’s Dogville, a brutal, audacious, brilliant and occasionally interminable variation of Thornton Wilder’s Our Town. The film stars Nicole Kidman as a stranger who wanders into a small town with gangsters on her tail; also among the cast members are…

Sweet ‘n’ Sour Nonsense

In many productions of Shanghai Moon, the Charles Busch comedy now playing at Pocket Sandwich Theatre, the leading character, Lady Sylvia Allington, is played by a man. Busch played the part himself in a successful off-Broadway revival not long ago. At the Pocket, a lady, Trista Wyly, plays the Lady,…