In his career as a Hollywood action figure, Tom Cruise has been dressed in some pretty hip outfits–a macho fighter pilot’s sleek leather jacket, a NASCAR driver’s logo-speckled fire suit, assorted silken Armani sports jackets, even black cape and fangs. So it’s a bit unsettling to see the Cruiser stuffed…
Maybe you know the feeling. Maybe it struck you one morning as you stared in the mirror before trundling off to the job you hate, or maybe it hit you so hard one night it woke you from your sleep like a prowler in the bedroom. It’s that feeling of:…
It’s every rocker girl’s wet dream: She meets her beloved rock star, gives him the songs she wrote for him, sings one with him and becomes an honorary member of the band. Too bad it only happens in fantasies…and movies. Because Elvis Costello totally needs a girl Attraction, er, female…
You’ll excuse Ricky Skaggs if he’s a little nervous. The bluegrass and country-music legend has won eight Grammy Awards, eight Country Music Association Awards and had 12 No. 1 singles, but that doesn’t make it any easier for him to settle his stomach. Not when Skaggs, his family and his…
Ongoing To those of us who remember the Camelot days when John F. Kennedy was emerging as a powerful political leader, it will be a nostalgic journey that predates the evil and highly publicized event that occurred in Dealey Plaza 40 years ago. For those too young to recall the…
12/4 If it weren’t for Michael Jackson, this little blurb would be all about going to the American Airlines Center to see the country’s most famous defendant. Alas, Jacko had to go and spoil everything with his secret rooms and general shadiness. (An aside: How is it that an adult…
12/4 Here’s an alternative to those saccharine, Normal Rockwell painting-esque, Currier-&-Ives scene-like Christmas festivities. Hanukkah, you ask? Nope. Kwanzaa? Nuh-huh. Los Posados? Not hardly. It’s still Christmas. It’s just a modern, cynical, world-weary kind of Christmas. And also a spray-your-hair and shake-your-booty kind of Christmas. But, hey, at least it’s…
Thursday, December 4 We’ve checked our Complete Bartender’s Guide, and we find nothing on something called a Kimbell’s Holiday Mixer. Checking the “mixer” section we find the basics: tonic, juices, sodas, but no word on this elusive Kimbell’s Holiday. Looking into the situation further we find that apparently this unique…
12/6 Favorite fact from the Neiman Marcus-Adolphus Children’s Parade press release: “Potential viewing audience: More than 112 million households.” Well, sure, and the Dallas Observer has a potential readership of 3 million, but our circulation department would beg to differ. Face it; like all things Dallas, this Christmas parade, which…
12/5 They’re not dirty little secrets, exactly, but they’re probably dusty. You keep them well-hidden, maybe in a shoebox, tucked behind the extra blankets on a high shelf. The artifacts of your life–a fishing lure from your grandfather, the cheap gold-plated locket from your first boyfriend, ticket stubs, shriveled carnations,…
It has become a subject of much discussion and debate among film fetishists in recent weeks: For which movie will Sean Penn win the Academy Award, Mystic River or 21 Grams? Perhaps this seems like so much jockeying for blurbs on a movie poster or a newspaper advertisement–Sean Penn’s up…
In director Ron Howard’s The Missing, Tommy Lee Jones’ Samuel Jones takes his place among the oldest archetypes in the Western genre–the white man who has lived among the Indians till he has at last become one. This plot device, used in Hombre and Nevada Smith and myriad other movies,…
Michael Crichton seems pretty clever. The doctor-screenwriter-novelist digs odd history (Eaters of the Dead, a.k.a. The 13th Warrior), clashing cultures (Rising Sun) and cutting-edge biotechnology (Jurassic Park, and virtually his whole canon). His 1999 novel and its inevitable new movie adaptation, Timeline, both attempt to deliver all this and more,…
Bad Santa, in which Billy Bob Thornton plays a drunken department-store Santa who repeatedly swears at children, pisses himself publicly, chain-smokes like an industrial plant and cracks safes on Christmas Eve, is the least sentimental holiday release ever made. No one is redeemed, no one comes to believe in the…
Of the approximately 30,000 participants in this year’s Turkey Trot, you can divide those runners into two categories: those who are trying to work off their Thanksgiving meal before they eat it and those who just want a license to pig out when that stuffed bird hits the table. The…
Thursday, November 27 We’ll let you in on a little secret. The Fort Worth Zoo is open on Thanksgiving Day from noon to 4 p.m. You can put the turkey in the oven, spend the day at the zoo and return home in time for dinner and football. No, we…
On a recent trip to that retail Mecca known as Target, a sign grabbed our attention like a 4-year-old holds onto an ice cream cone for dear life. The letters spelled out opportunity, inspiration and glee with a simple message: Now Hiring Part Time/Seasonal Help. As a mid- to late-20s…
11/28 Welcoming the holiday season at the Dallas Galleria’s ice-skating rink has become a tradition for my best friend and me. It’s not the fabulous shopping or the allure of the nation’s tallest indoor Christmas tree. It’s not the manufactured snow descending gently like so many credit card receipts. It’s…
11/29 Just because you’re too old for the SATs doesn’t mean you should stop honing those problem-solving skills. Gotta keep your mind sharp to ward off old Father Time, right? Don’t worry, because in today’s installment of “Night & Day Makes You a Better Person,” we offer up a quiz:…
11/28 It’s the holidays, time for Six Flags Over Texas to get its annual makeover where the remnants of the theme park’s long-forgotten Texas-history shtick and its current Warner Bros. commercial overhaul (i.e., Looney Tunes/Superman/Batman) get covered up in boughs of holly, a sprinkling of tinsel and millions of twinkling…
12/1 America (and our fair Dallas) is pretty damn materialistic. We like our couture, our high-end body products and will go to great debt-filled lengths to be a part of that brand-name echelon. So why not use that status-conscious mentality for charity? December 1 marks World AIDS Day with charities…
11/30 It’s the jolly jive season, the time of year for thoughts and words that make the heart toasty and rouse the spirit into fits of joy, thankfulness, laughter, remembrance and all the other things that spill out of mistletoed greeting cards along with photos of Aunt Doris and her…
