Pros Wrestling

Now here’s a tricky one. Start with a busload of familiar and appealing stars, shacked up together for a couple of weeks in a house in the Hollywood Hills. Assign them their mission: to emulate themselves–sort of–while dutifully reminding us that human relationships can be complicated. Then set the tone…

Speed Racer

If internal combustion ever becomes obsolete–that is, if the auto industry ever allows internal combustion to become obsolete–whatever will movies do for heart-stopping drama? Hoofbeats are dramatic, and the chug of a steam engine is suspenseful, but the roar of a gasoline-powered vehicle stirs the blood of any self-respecting moviegoer…

Happy Love

After winning five Audience Awards and other honors at various gay and lesbian film festivals during the past year, Thomas Bezucha’s Big Eden has finally opened in general release. You don’t have to be an expert on the history of gay cinema to see why–or even to be gay to…

Awkward Age

If you don’t think too hard about Eighteen, the centerpiece production of Kitchen Dog Theater’s 2001 New Works Festival, this small, concentrated domestic drama will give you the kind of chills normally inspired by supernatural yarns. There’s not a drop of ectoplasm to be found in native Texan and Southern…

Bullstuff

It’s summertime, and the living is easy–so easy, in fact, that I’ve given myself an assignment. Sooner or later, every bona fide art critic has to tackle the 800-pound intellectual gorilla of modern art, and so my poolside reading consists of the four-volume edition of Clement Greenberg’s collected essays and…

Queer as Film

No movie playing at Q Cinema, Fort Worth’s annual gay and lesbian film festival, is more emblematic of the state of homo social evolution than opening night’s All Over the Guy. Writer Dan Bucatinsky and director Julie Davis’ comedy shows how two budding romances–one gay, one straight–are intertwined and aggravated…

One Fish, Two Fish

Spring officially ends Thursday, which means there will be a quick transition from when the sun leaves a pleasant feeling on the shoulders to when its oppressive waves sear them brick red. For the next few months, indoors is the place to be, but staring at the same four walls…

Hope Sinks

For the next five days, Richard Lewis will seldom leave his North Dallas hotel room, hidden away at the far end of the top floor with a view of overpasses, office buildings and distant dark clouds. He will venture out only to visit a couple of radio and television stations,…

Club Med

When he was younger, Keith Foster regarded it as “not very cool,” which, at least in my estimation, was a kind analysis. There’s something offensive about golf–mostly rich white men parading around beautiful but misappropriated land with the arrogance of conquering war heroes, for starters–something unpalatable that’s never endeared me…

Aqua, Man!

In a year inundated with massive movies, it’s a pleasant surprise to note that a truly spectacular adventure has arrived in the form of a Disney cartoon called Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Gushing aside, let us now consider the Atlanteans, the mythic race whom co-directors Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise…

A Knight’s Tale

The crimes Hollywood has committed against the major Russian novelists would themselves fill a pretty hefty tome. While reducing giants such as Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky and Pasternak to lavish costuming and snappy dialogue over the years, the studio moguls also made some eccentric casting choices–for instance, cover boy George Hamilton as…

Something Borrowed

Flaminio La Scala’s 1611 collection of standard Italian comic theatrical setups, Scenarios of the Commedia dell’Arte, features this introduction to a night of improvised performances: Let’s say there are two old men in Florence who are bitter enemies. The son of one falls in love with the daughter of the…

Camera Obscura

During the pre-production of Lolita, enigmatic director Stanley Kubrick made an extremely rare print appearance in the Winter 1960-’61 edition of Sight and Sound, the British Film Institute’s cinema journal. Kubrick had come under fire in the country he left behind, America, as well as his adopted homeland of England…

The Fandom Menace

Answer these riddles and pass may you to the next level of sci-fi enlightenment and unlock the secrets contained within this sidebar. Who, my young padawan, are Mara Jade and Nien Numb? “Easy,” you say, “Mara Jade is the Star Wars character who first appeared in the trilogy offshoot book…

Paradise Found

It has become exhausting, if not incapacitating, trying to explain to non-believers (and, um, 15-year-olds) why a man in his 30s still reads comic books–like it’s something to be ashamed of, the mark of the stunted and stupid and stinky. And what, exactly, are you reading today? Something Oprah recommended?…

Old Ghosts

When he was in his 30s, Ivan Reitman made comedies like a young man. His early movies, among them Stripes and Meatballs and Ghostbusters, were messy, cocky, charming, daffy and restless; they did anything for a laugh, even if that meant dousing John Candy in mud or Bill Murray in…

Sins of the Fathers

As ill-titled a movie as you’re likely to discover this year, Henry Bromell’s Panic would deliver itself unto us with much more honesty were it called something appropriate, like Torpor or A-List Clock-Punchers Unite!. It’s a middling film, and while there’s no reason to pick on this fledgling feature with…

Northern Exposure

There’s a majesty to Michael Winterbottom’s new film, a majesty and a terrible, icy chill. There’s also a fair bit of invention, as the director of the wrenching Jude–based on Thomas Hardy’s Jude the Obscure–has shifted the locus of that author’s fierce, beloved English west country to the much fiercer…

Low Flame

When you think of Communists, images of masterful sweet talkers and seducers don’t come immediately to mind. And yet the most widely read Spanish-speaking poet of the 20th century–more famous and admired, many insist, than Federico Garcia Lorca–managed to inspire both party commitment and feverish woo-pitching. On the political side,…

Circus of the Bizarre

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey it isn’t. It’s not Cirque du Soleil, either. There isn’t one ring, let alone three. The Tattooed Man’s inkings are drawings sewn on his clothing, and he has a bunny head. The Siamese Twins are joined at the hip–by a long, wooden table–and dressed…

ESP in TX

It’s no wonder that the military is a source of so much paranormal interest when top-secret projects and experimental technology leave plenty of room for the imaginative mind to fill in the blanks. Area 51, the Philadelphia Experiment and UFO sightings have had their time in the spotlight. Now another,…

The Great Escape

At this moment, Baz Luhrmann, control freak and self-proclaimed ringleader of conspirators “who conspire to something greater than ourselves,” is not in control at all. The cameraman trailing behind him, like a faithful puppy awaiting treats, does not work for the director; rather, he is in the employ of the…