It’s Farmers Market Season!

Every year, about this time, area farmers load up crates filled with greens and drive them from the country where they’re grown into Dallas where they are chopped up, sautéed and stewed to smithereens. The farmers come with kale. They come with Swiss chard. They come with collard greens and…

Jarams Donuts Are Transcendent, Like God with Powdered Sugar

“He went to Jarams.” These are the words every woman dreams of hearing. For so many, they represent the culmination of a lifetime’s worth of hoping, planning and dreaming. What little girl hasn’t pined away for the day when she, too, would get the big, white donut of her dreams?…

Topo Chico, I Love You the Very Most

Sometimes, I drink things that contain no alcohol at all. These occurrences are relatively rare, but it is important that I not be entirely tanked for my regular 10 a.m. conference call. One cannot survive on gin alone, which means that zero-proof libations are an absolutely essential part of our…

Dallas’ Six Best Veggie Burgers

One of the most challenging things you can do, as a person with free will and time to roam the Earth and eat things, is to sit and enjoy the taste of a veggie burger. Questions break the mind-dam and flood in: Why shape vegetables to look like a burger?…

TapHunter Connects the Thirsty to Craft Beer Salvation

With the craft beer movement growing so quickly,sometimes keeping up on your local brewery scene is tough, especially when high demand kegs often get kicked the same day they’re tapped If you’re a geek, and you’re inclined, a new app called TapHunter promises to help you keep tabs on your…

Spork, Your Roadside Ticket to a Tire-Shaped Midsection, Is Open

What if all of your favorite Dallas chefs came together Avengers-style to wage an epic battle against shitty fast food? What if their lair was space-themed with planetary paintings, galactic murals and enough neon to cast a dusky glow that could be seen as far away as Fort Worth? What…

How to Be a Cheap Bastard at TJ’s Seafood Market

Fish eyes staring me down: 4 “Fish taco can also mean vagina” jokes that ran through my head during lunch: 456 Fur Coat On A 70-Degree Day Lady arrives a little late to meet her friend, Strait-Lane Old-Money Awesome Huge Old-Lady Hair Lady, and side-hugs her. They talk shit about…

The Eight Best Tex-Mex Restaurants in Dallas

It’s been some time since we rounded up Dallas’ best Tex-Mex restaurants, mostly because the refried-bean scene really hasn’t changed very much in the last few years. A few of our favorites have closed, though, and there have been some new discoveries, too. Besides, with heart-warming beans and cheese, and…