Girl Drink Drunk: Pizza Hut Park

Last week, BFF Jen’s birthday was nigh and her wish was to go to the FC Dallas season opener. Thus, a group of us converged upon Frisco’s Pizza Hut Park. Based on past FC Dallas experiences, games meant not only sporting good times and learning to curse in Spanish, but…

Girl Drink Drunk: ANTM Edition

In the quest for girl drink knowledge, I looked, this time, to my past–to the bottles that I remembered (from high school, mind you) containing a deceptively refreshing alternative to yucky, stinky boys’ beer.Ladies, remember the dawn of Sprite-like malt beverages? Yeah, well so do I. Before I matured on to…

Hophead: Prime (But Cold) Beer At The Meridian Room

Civilization begins with distillation.–Meridian Room motto, attributed to William Faulkner. (We would argue that civilization begins with brewing, but that doesn’t rhyme.)I wanted to visit the Meridian Room even before it closed and reopened back in the fall, but only managed to get there this week. Before as well as…

Girl Drink Drunk: The Porch

Special Friday EditionDuring birthday season, I had the pleasure of celebrating one of our resident girl drinker’s special day at Consilient Restaurant’s neighborhood-gourmet (just made that up, but now that I think about it, it’s my new favorite genre of bites) eatery, The Porch. First, let me explain that while the…

Girl Drink Ka-Plunk!

After a season of birthdays (mine and others) and some vacation time, I’ve had my fill of shenanigans of late. But while dancing in glow-in-the-dark glasses and “birthday shots” have been relegated to the shadows for a while, I do have a brand spanking new Girl Drink Drunk to throw…

Hophead: Beer Makes Everything Better, Except Maybe The Flu

It seems that the flu that Ms. Girl Drinker suffered last week was contagious. But just as her bout with the once-killer virus…or is it bacteria?…didn’t stop her from putting in a little quality time at her favorite watering hole, I would not be dissuaded from enjoying my beloved beer…

Girl Drink Drunk: Lakewood Landing

When faced with a drinking column that pops up every other week, what does one do when the infamous flu rears its ugly head? In my case, I made the required couch bed and slept for approximately three days. I also watched two unfortunate episodes of WifeSwap in there somewhere…which…

Hophead: Anchors Away At The Oceanaire

I’ve long been a fan of San Francisco’s Anchor Brewing, but had yet to try many of the offerings we would be served at Oceanaire’s recent beer dinner, a multi-course, $55 a head feast paired to different Anchor products. So we–the Lady Hophead and myself–were practically giddy with anticipation as…

Girl Drink Drunk: Taco Diner

I generally don’t dig on the frozen beverage unless I’ve just finished riding a roller coaster in 103-degree heat, urgently need a drink and someone is standing nearby with a Slurpee. I’ll eat ice cream, frozen yogurt or gelato, provided I’m in the mood (it’s a seasonal thing; plus I’m…

Hophead: Forget Wine. Try Beer With Your Next Meal.

Good pies and strong beer. –Poor Robin’s Almanack, 1695 (but don’t leave out good beef and strong beer, good fish and strong beer, good cheese and strong beer, good … well, you get the picture.)Maybe I’m just projecting, but it seems that beer is getting a bit more respect these…

Girl Drink Drunk: Chili’s

Monday night, a group of six girls settled into a cozy booth at a chain restaurant to um, “pepper in some refreshment.” Seems strange to go with Chili’s, perhaps, but the place has a spiral-bound menu of specialty drinks. It’s cute, it’s colorfully illustrated and it’s totally effective marketing, shamed…

The Hophead: New Beers Eve

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. –Francis Bacon (whose friends may have liked him more if he’d offered beer instead) If you like the nut-to-butt proximity of strangers in lines for Six Flags rides but don’t like roller coasters, I highly recommend Central Market on…

Hophead: Jingle Beers

I bid farewell to 2008 by, like Ricky Bobby, thanking little baby Jesus for giving us specialty holiday brews. What better way to soothe the white-knuckle stress of shopping, the friction of family gatherings and the frustration of assembling crappy toys than with a high-ABV beer? Jonathan Shikes at our…

Girl Drink Drunk: At Home With an Irish Maiden

You may have noticed a little bit of a chill in the air this Monday (specifically a wind chill of 18 degrees). You might have even car-skated over a thin little layer of ice on your way home from the city’s cubicles and retail counters. These elements and some additional…

Hophead: On Rotation At Trinity Hall

Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint- and another one! –Irish toast (one of many)Trinity Hall is the official meeting spot for the Dallas chapter of the 1759 Society, a group…

Girl Drink Drunk: Special Report: American Airlines Center

OK, I know what you’re thinking: “American Airlines Center? WTF?” See, I had my drinking buds prepped and the location staked. I was ready. Then BF Jake and I realized that thanks to my inspired disguise as Alex Trebek at the annual office Halloween contest, we had tickets to see…

Girl Drink Drunk: Cosmos’ Hawaiian Punch

When a cosmo is “watered down” with vodka, even vision becomes slurred The original plan was to hit up the “upscale dive,” Lakewood Landing. But I talked to one of our favorite bartenders there (well, that’s not fair—they all are our favorites) and he said to let him think about…

Girl Drink Drunk: Double Wide’s Hurritang

Jake Barnhart, ladies and gentlemen, on the iPhone Hurritang lesson #3.7: In lieu of lost digital pics, use blurry iPhone ones. Greetings all, and welcome to the inaugural installment of Girl Drink Drunk. Just a little background: what will become a regular feature ’round these parts was inspired by a…