Five Ways To Get Unlucky By Eating On Friday The 13th

If you haven’t already been reminded by 90 coworkers today, we’re happy to tell you that today’s Friday the 13th. According to Wikipedia, fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia. So now you know that. Nerd. Since today’s already unlucky, in the spirit of getting screwed by your own…

Five Things Servers Say That We Wish They Wouldn’t

No, hold on. Don’t leave yet. I know that I, disgruntled bearer of coffee and a bad attitude, should be the last breathing person to give serving advice. But I’ve worked in restaurants for years. I’ve talked some tables into leaving a few extra dollars, and I’ve frustrated others into…

Clear Fork Station: A Cowboy Oasis

Not too far west on Interstate 20, past the last of Fort Worth’s low-slung homes and on the road to Weatherford, farm country suddenly replaces all that suburban sprawl. Also fading into the rearview mirror are such distinctive Fort Worth eateries as Del Frisco’s, Reata, Angelo’s Barbecue and Bonnell’s, all…

Scenes From Frisco At the Arrival of In-N-Out Burger

As Alice related earlier this afternoon, there was a serious crowd out in Frisco for this morning’s In-N-Out Burger grand opening. Covered in In-N-Out gear, giving friends a play-by-play while they stood around in line, they all had pretty much the same question for anyone on their way out the…

Woman Cries Over In-N-Out Burger. This is Getting Weird.

Yes, it happened. Burger tears. Real ones. While some twitter-ers are retina-bursting with In-N-Out hype rage, the folks down at the freshly opened Frisco location are busting in their shorts. Cheap Bastard Alice Laussade, who tweeted a photo of the tangled chaos outside the Frisco In-N-Out Location, saw a car…

In Case You Wanted to Head to In-N-Out Burger…

In the post below, Joe warned of the shock-inducing lines to come on the End of Days In-N-Out Opening Day. He said don’t be alarmed.Good advice. Writers Alice Laussade and Patrick Michels are at the Frisco location’s Grand Opening right now, and have forwarded along this photo. They’ll be along…

On In-N-Out Day, Five Tips for Enjoying Your Maiden Meat Voyage

Happy In-N-Out Day, Dallas. Decades from now, when you’re stuffing your face with a Triple-Triple (we get fatter in the future) and wondering if anyone called while you were out (cell phones, the internet — it’s all going to stop working soon, I swear), we’ll remember the days leading up…

Two Tacos from Maple Avenue That Are Good Enough to Marry

The dearth of information on most taquerías and Mexican restaurants in the Dallas area means that often this weekly series relies heavily on leaps of faith (and stomach). Call it food cartography, because, baby, there is no map. It’s what barbecue expert Daniel Vaughn does at Full Custom Gospel BBQ…

Chipotle Serves Up a Mean Impromptu Quesadilla

Here at City of Ate we heard murmurs that, despite not having it on their menu, Chipotle can actually whip up a pretty darn good quesadilla, and we had to see and taste it for ourselves. We awkwardly asked for a quesadilla, and the staff happily obliged. The woman behind…

An Apology to Wylie Dufresne

Dearest Wylie Dufresne, You, sir, are The Shit. And by that, I mean the amazing The Shit, not the actual shit The Shit. The food that I watched you create and serve up last week at wd~50 in Manhattan was otherworldly. If you’re half as good at making love as…

The Single Tax: Why Did Derby Couples Get a Sweet Deal?

And they’re off…discriminating against singles again. That’s right, Park Place Volvo’s Day at the Races 2011 charged single people more per ticket than couples. The Lee Park Junior Conservancy hosted the seersucker- and hat-filled Kentucky Derby Day event, which raised money for the development, conservation and maintenance of Lee Park…