Wintertime is “Hammertime” at the Anvil Pub

There’s not much ice left on the streets, but “cold” still seems an inadequate word to describe the weather outside. You can coat your outsides with scarves and mittens, but where does that leave your shivering insides? Dallasites cannot survive on hot toddies alone, which is why y’all should head…

Even Plano Couldn’t Screw Up Mama’s Daughters’ Diner.

There’s something way too special about the Mama’s Daughters’ original location on Irving Boulevard. It’s the perfect diner: great atmosphere, happy-snarky waitresses and an unspoken promise that when you leave, you’ll be stupid full of delicious food. (Bring your pie stomach. It’s game time.) I have an unholy love for…

Dude Food First Look: Lockhart Smokehouse

A few dozen Oak Cliff residents and barbecue addicts braved the frozen streets and frigid temperatures to enjoy opening day this morning at Lockhart Smokehouse, the highly awaited new ‘cue joint in the Bishop Arts District. As of 1 p.m., the place was out of meat, but luckily Dude Food…

Revolving Doors: Super Bowl Stimulus

Everyone’s trying to cash in on the Super Bowl, from those renting their homes for the week, to restaurants and bars offering cheap drinks and food specials to lure in crowds for watching parties. For restaurants that opened their doors in January, the timing couldn’t be better, but for the…

B.B.Bop: Try a Korean Super Bowl

The specialty dish at B.B.Bop’s is the Korean dish bibimbap (which sounds exactly the same if you say it drunk or sober), or as their signage describes it: rice bowls. The restaurant offers a couple of different roads for your rice bowl experience: build-your-own (for you picky bitches) or order…

Brownstone: Those Wintertime Blues are Lifted by Brussels Sprouts.

It’s probably unfair to show up in winter at a restaurant that touts its fresh, seasonal cuisine. Diners who rushed to eat at Brownstone when it opened last summer were feted with Mother Nature’s version of a ticker-tape parade: The kitchen all but pelted them with kernels of Silver Queen…

The Boiling Crab: It’s in the Bag

Well, maybe you don’t want to eat this exactly: Hollow crawfish shells and dirty napkins make for a pretty lousy meal. But you definitely do want to eat what would have shown up in the “before” picture if I’d had the willpower to reach for my phone before digging into…

Crossroads Diner: Tell Willie Brown to Come Running for Lunch

Crossroads Diner is located just off the corner of Walnut Hill Road and Central Expressway, which, in the world’s compendium of crossroads, is a pretty prosaic intersection. People come here to catch the train, not negotiate with Satan. But the new restaurant’s name isn’t just a geographic reference: Chef-owner Tom…

Gio’s Serves Up a Puzzler With Salmon Pastrami

Everybody knows pastrami. Everybody knows lox. But Lisa Giannopoulos, owner of Gio’s Café, a new deli in North Dallas, reports even customers who cut their teeth on knishes are baffled by pastrami lox. “It’s new to them,” Giannopoulos says of the Nova-style salmon that’s prepared like pastrami. Rarely seen outside…

Hey, Stephan Pyles: Eat This!

Behold, Samar’s caramelized apple empanadas with cinnamon ice cream. Yeah, the dessert is super pretty and yeah, it’s shockingly small. If we’re just talking about looks here, this is the Salma Hayek of desserts. But, hey, you’re the kind of person who orders dessert at lunchtime, so that’s probably in…

Sabor: A Taco Joint Brings on Dance Club Flashbacks.

I haven’t been in a dance club in about 10 years, but when I walked into Sabor: A Taco Joint, I thought I’d accidentally broken my streak. (“Shit. Now, I have to give back my 10 Years Free Of Douche Boners In My Back chip and my I No Longer…

Breaking News: Uptown Popcorn Bitch-Slaps Orville Redenbacher

Uptown Popcorn recently opened in NorthPark mall with more than 70 popcorn flavors that are way more tasty than that microwavable Orville Redenbacher’s you have in your pantry. A mini bag of most of Uptown Popcorn’s flavors will only set you back $1.75 and holds about three cups of crazy…

Braised Beef Short Rib Enchiladas
At Artin’s Grill

Pity the beef short rib. Once passed over by many people who preferred pork, short ribs staged a comeback in recent years as enterprising chefs started braising them rather than barbecuing. Proper braising allowed them to remain moist and supple, as opposed to dry and tough, and they found a…

Shanghai Serves Up Badass Chinese Foods.

Recently, one of the kabillions of Cheap Bastard superfans asked, “Is there any way you can write a review about a restaurant without using any 4-letter words???? GUESS NOT.” It’s the truth: 4-letter words are the worst. And since I write to please you, today’s review doesn’t contain any words…