It’s not easy being green

There’s latent lust in Dallas for exotica. You can smell it. No, not the over-processed, ultra-premium Velveeta kind that results in slick forays such as Samba Room or the South American gauchos at Fogo de Chao and Texas de Brazil. Dallas yearns for the real deal, where the dining room…

Southwest jet set

Tequila is jet fuel. One whiff of the stuff leaves little doubt. OK, carburetor cleaner. But this propellant-disguised-as-beverage sure acts like jet fuel. Your face gets hot. Your blood thins, rushes, and simmers. You feel invincible, as if you could scale a cliff or file your own income tax return…

Sushi slights

There was a fierce rainstorm, the kind that falls in relentless sheets. Only a handful of cars were in the Deep Ellum lot across the street–no flashlight-waving lot attendants. No one to pay. Perhaps the attendant was holed up in one of those cars. As I approached the entrance to…

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Holben hops David Holben’s position at FoodStar Restaurant Group (Mediterraneo, PoPoLos, Toscana) and The Riviera seemed as sure and unflappable as a stubborn rodent on a listing freighter. Yet he’s jumping ship. His leap comes on the heels of exits from FoodStar by operations chief Michael Costa and chefs David…

Close to perfect

My first trip to Nick & Sam’s, Phil Romano (Macaroni Grill, Eatzi’s) and Patrick Columbo’s (Sfuzzi’s) steak and seafood house on Maple, was impressive–so much so that I had to pinch myself after the appetizers. “If it stays this good through dessert,” I said to my companion, “this place will…

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Akins aching Los Akins admits to a burning itch to own his own restaurant. The former PoPoLos and Moonshine Cafe chef is holed up at Antonovich’s in Plano, where he’s assisting chef-proprietor Matt Antonovich. Antonovich is the onetime Sipango chef-partner who got the urge to create his namesake in the…

Tin tongue

Tin Star is bright and chic. Tin Star is simple. Tin Star has catchy theme: “salsa, smoke, and sizzle.” Tin Star is cheap. But Tin Star doesn’t sparkle, because the most important point in this twinkler–the food–is as dull as a butter knife. “There is no reason that great food…

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Hot little beds What Dallas needs is little hotels. Cute hospitality fashion hunks with bellboys in eel-skin caps and desk girls with fishnets reaching up to mid-thigh taking hip guests to their little boutique sleep slots with dripping black candles burning on the nightstand. Maybe we’ll get some. Word is,…

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Raw feelings Scott Melton thinks he got a raw deal. “It was kind of chicken shit,” he says. Melton, who recently opened Sushi Nights on Main Street in Deep Ellum, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in April for Sushi Deep Ellum Inc., the general partnership he formed to operate Deep…

Face off

I’m not really sure what all the fuss was about. But it all started with a printing error. Last summer, The Dallas Morning News did an article on the Palm Restaurant’s upcoming renovation, one that would darken the restaurant and sequester its dining spaces. The modest upgrade included new floors,…

Sushi unplugged

Raw fish. Raw fish eggs. Raw marine sex organs. Think about it. Putting these things in your mouth is extreme. Raw fish is scary. Well, it used to be, anyway. Now it’s so commonplace that it draws yawns. Sushi restaurants are popping up with the speed of facial zits before…

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Flying solo You could say that former Sipango chef and partner Matthew Antonovich is fickle. Either that, or he has no business sense when it comes to choosing a partner. Just look at his post-Sipango history. First he connects with Dale Wamstad of III Forks, only to discover that grilling…

Going back to the well

Our server says that in the summertime waiters strip and dive in–plunge 35 or so feet into that dark, stagnant water hole that seems a portal to Hades. I cringe. “Oh, it’s 60 feet deep,” he says. (Actually, the well at Newport’s Seafood is 50 feet deep and holds some…

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Woodward quits quad It’s the stampede of the Stars. David Woodward, chef de cuisine at FoodStar Restaurant Group’s Mediterraneo at the Quadrangle, says he’s bolting, packing up for the desert city of showgirls and conspicuous consumption. Woodward will be executive chef at Star Concepts Star Canyon in Las Vegas. Not…

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FoodStar stir Just last summer, FoodStar Restaurant Group was gushing over ambitious plans to launch as many as 40 PoPoLos, Mediterraneo, and Toscana restaurants across the country. Now, the recipe at FoodStar Restaurant Group seems a little hashed. Rumors point to two spots indicating tumult: a struggling Mediterraneo at the…

Thin line between love and hate

I love Cork. Which is why I hate it. If Dallas has needed one thing for a long time, it’s a no-frills, down-and-dirty wine bar. One that energetically trumps the numbness of most wine lists. One with sass. One with smarts. Other places play around with the wine bar theme,…

Dining in the rough

Nature is awe-inspiring, splendidly pure, breathtakingly harmonious, gloriously elegant in its savage innocence. If you don’t yet know this after a lifetime of public television nature programs, Robert Redford rants, and Free Willy sequels, you’ll be stuffed with this delicious knowledge at Wilderness Grill in Grapevine Mills mall. You may…

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Of smokes & meat The spot on Cedar Springs and Carlisle has served as a rotating temple of vices over the past couple of years. First it was The Joint, a hot-and-rowdy pool hall and restaurant staffed with waitresses who wore little more than cue-stick chalk. Then it was Lone…

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Cork felons Serious Texas wine sippers are angry because they think it’s going to cut their access to wines generally not stocked on Texas store shelves. Wineries are mad because they don’t like being hauled off to the slammer for serving those sippers. But that’s tough. State Sen. David Sibley’s…

Pub crawl

The pub is packed. Every tiny table is occupied. But just as we walk in, a spot opens by the window in the raised seating area to the left of the bar. It could be romantic, even if the view is just parked cars off Gaston Avenue in the foreground…

Wet kiss

Bizu isn’t Alberto Lombardi’s first French bistro, and Bizu, which means “little kiss” in French (with a twist on the French spelling), probably won’t be his last. But what do I know? Sure, I’d stabbed my fork into some marginal meals at Lombardi’s in the West End. And I’d sat…

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Eat Tibet free It’s almost nauseating how the entertainment industry flaunts its benevolence when there’s a chic cause to latch onto. Millions of children across the globe die every year from diarrhea, but you don’t see weepy Sharon Stones organizing star-studded oral rehydration salt fundraisers. It’s not as chichi as,…