Lord Byron’s Swingers Party

Sure the field isn’t as strong as this week’s Colonial and its reputation in PGA Tour circles is crumbling, but from what I witnessed last week the HP Byron Nelson Classic is alive, well and oblivious to any economic downturn or reluctance to party hearty. Thanks to The Pavilion, of course…

Cowboys’ Benefit for Rich Behm Isn’t a Slam Dunk

I’m all for lending a helping hand to paralyzed Dallas Cowboys’ scouting staffer Rich Behm. Pemieres. Galas. Fundraisers. Auctions. Columns. You name it. But I dunno, something about putting Tony Romo’s health at risk just doesn’t sit right. Tonight at 7 at Hebron High School a team of old Cowboys will play a…

First Hoffbrau; Then, Larry King

Shortly after Judge Carter Thompson said to Jerry Lee Evans, “It’s the court’s hope that your next 23 years are happier than the past 23 years,” Dallas County’s latest DNA exoneree appeared, via satellite, on CNN’s Larry King Live. He was joined by Dallas County public defender Michelle Moore –…

Remember the Alamo, But Forget That Whole Kennedy Thing, Please

Stand and deliver: On behalf of Dallas, Buzz would like to make the following statement: Listen, world, we’re sorry about that whole Kennedy assassination thing. Real sorry. Now, can we just move on? Apparently not. A new Web site—a sort of photo sharing, socializing spot called www.stoodthere.com, based in the…

Magnetic Subtraction | Classic Schlock

“Magnetic Subtraction,” by Jim Schutze, May 21 Bunch of Dupes What I, too, find scary is how many people actually believe [Superintendent Michael] Hinojosa and his “fairness” and “equity” stance. It is unbelievable how easily deceived some people can be, how the masses will simply follow and not really question…

Are You Smart Enough to Be a Cowboys’ Cheerleader?

If you’re a loyal Sportatorium reader, chances are you aren’t hot enough to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. (But who knows, send me a photo and I’ll be the judge.) But I bet some of you aren’t even smart enough. Surprise, it’s not as easy as it looks. (Check out…

Ellis Short Goes Down Sunderland

A Friend of Unfair Park wants to make sure we know that Ellis Short — co-founder of Dallas-based Lone Star Funds, and a bigwig at locally based asset management company Kitano Capital — is no longer partial owner of the Premier League’s Sunderland club (otherwise known as The Black Cats)…

Good Riddance, Greg Ellis

In the end, soon-to-be former Dallas Cowboy Greg Ellis is so much Michael Finley and Michael Young: A great leader and good player buried in a shitty era. Except that – with his annual bitching about this or that – Ellis may have tarnished his ultimate legacy. Considering the 33-year-old…

Chris Davis: Feast or Famine

Now playing first base for your Texas Rangers … Ryan Howard. Okay, would you settle for Rob Deer? Chris Davis continued his amazingly dichotomous season last night with two home runs and, you guessed it, two more strikeouts. Dr. Jeykll: Davis leads the Rangers with 12 homers. Mr. Hyde: Davis leads…