In Dirk We Trust?

Simple: Do you trust Dirk Nowitzki? In the final seconds? In tonight’s Game 3? In the series against the San Antonio Spurs? To get him more room – more open looks – the Dallas Mavericks must push the pace at Amercian Airlines Center. One of the toughest things in the NBA…

Mavs Have an Old Demon to Exorcise

See, here’s the problem: The Dallas Mavericks aren’t just playing the San Antonio Spurs; they’re also fighting the devil. Their internal devil. Who is he, you ask? It’s the little demented, destructive voice inside them. Inside us all. The one that urges you to hit the snooze button. The one…

Dallas has trouble locating planet Earth

Atlas shrugged: On Monday, 14th Civil District Judge Eric Moye put the planet Earth back where it belongs, much to the relief of people clinging to its surface in one East Dallas neighborhood. In the infamous “dirt skirts” case, a zoning dispute over building heights, Moye ruled that city of…

The Top 10 People I’d Like To See Disappear From My Sports TV

True story: Back in 2004 I was preparing to go to the Summer Olympics in Greece as a reporter for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. In preparation for what was potentially a hostile, dangerous, terroristy, post-9/11 environment, all Knight-Ridder newspaper chain employees headed overseas were required to undergo special security training. CPR…

Victory Is Theirs!

Now that the Germans have claimed Victory — Victory Park, that is — we’ve got a swell idea to help Ross Perot Jr. raise some quick cash: some kick-ass tees and stickers. Here, courtesy the Hardest Working Art Director in Alt-Weeklies, Alexander Flores, is our first offering — and it’s…

What’s In My Closet? Random Edition

Sometimes you clean out your closet and find valuable sports memorabilia that makes you go “Oh yeah!” But some unearthed crap, I dunno, makes you wonder if George Carlin wasn’t right all along when he summed up life as just one big competition to see who could get the biggest…

Bargain Hunting on the Taxpayers’ Dime

By now, perhaps, you’re aware that the Dallas Independent School District is using Lone Star Auctions to dispose of about 72 items former district secretary Gloria Orapello bought with her DISD-issued credit card. She was sentenced to a year in the joint and was court-ordered to pay back $100,000, though…

City Hall Could Use More Astroturfing

Heard a little more from the R.I.P. Dallas folks last night — via a Richards Group press release, how awfully “grassroots” and so very “viral,” the buzzwords used in the pitch to Unfair Park. (As in: “We also have some great stats to share about the viral component of this…