Dear Jose Juan Barea: I’m Sorry

Consider this my public apology to one J.J. Barea. Dude, I was dead wrong. You are not, in fact, a 5-foot-2 pick-up game liability whose shot I could block. Not a novely act nuisance; the obtuse opposite of Shawn Bradley. Not some twisted Criss Angel mind-fuck. And not, after further…

David Letterman’s So Messin’ With Texas

A Dallas-born Friend of Unfair Park figures that after all the fussin’ and fightin’ over this morning’s Texas secession (Texcession?) post we really oughta go ahead and show this David Letterman bit from last night. Sounds good to us. Bonus: features a cameo from a certain Dallas resident of some…

Oh, So I Didn’t Imagine Lightning Last Night

Yesterday, the skies over North Texas were filled with circumhorizon arcs — ooooh, pretty. Then, last night, downtown got a light show, as evidenced by the photo above (enormous version here). So, sure, it was either going to rain today — or this was gonna happen. Who knows. Still could…

No Need to Secede. Because, See, Texas is Already a Foreign Country.

Time magazine wonders this morning: “What’s All That Secession Ruckus in Texas?” Um, Governor Rick Perry, maybe? And, natch, his very vocal support for House Concurrent Resolution No. 50, which, as we pointed out in February, states that the “81st Legislature of the State of Texas hereby claim[s] sovereignty under…

2009 NBA Playoff Preview: Spurs vs. Mavs

The good news: When the Mavs and Spurs begin their first-round playoff series this weekend it will be a renewal of a rivalry featuring talented, tested teams. The bad news: When the Mavs and Spurs finish their first-round playoff series, the loser will go home and the winner won’t be far…

Mayor Tom Leppert Toasts the Newly Reopened Mercantile Place

The developers at the mic said it, and the poolside bigwigs all seemed to agree: From the sleek, modern design to the inventive lounge chairs, the new-look Mercantile Place is a big win for a downtown resurgence.The high-rise apartments are filling up; a swanky new restaurant, Jean Michel’s, is opening…

JWP: “We Need to Vote No to Jim Crow.”

A crowd of approximately 75 Vote No’ers gathered in front of City Hall this afternoon in support of Mayor Tom Leppert and the convention center hotel; among them were Dr. Frederick Haynes of Friendship-West Baptist Church, former council member Ed Oakley, county commissioner John Wiley Price and Deputy Mayor Pro…

The Trinity River, 1908

A Friend of Unfair Park this morning was browsing the Library of Congress’s archives and came across this Henry Clogenson photo of the Trinity River in 1908 — “the flood of record,” as Schutze describes it. So happens Jim has been making open records demands from the U.S. Army Corps…

The Most Underrated Rivalry in Sports: Act IV

A Dallas Mavericks’ season that had more than its share of ups and downs and ups and downs enters the playoffs on a peak. Thank you – of all people – Michael Finley. The former Maverick’s overtime-forcing 3-pointer allowed the San Antonio Spurs to beat the New Orleans Hornets Wednesday night and allowed the Mavs…

Swallowing a Cup of Tea

In front of Dallas City Hall, radio host and Dallas Tea Party co-planner Mark Davis poured the first cup of tea with a joke: “Those who oppose big government actually have jobs.” To which the crowd of guestimated thousands responded with chants of “U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A.” The scene at the…