Emmitt Smith the Broadcaster: Rest In Peas

Look, nobody’s perfect. Just last weekend on 105.3 The Fan my radio sidekick Mike Ogulnick referred to a huge crowd as a “thong of fans” and I invented a new word: “Necessarillarily”? But as of today we’ll no longer be treated to the malaprops and misspeaks of Emmitt Smith, whose…

Dust in the Wind? Maybe.

On Wednesday, the Dallas City Council will discuss updating the city’s 4-year-old water conservation and drought contingency plans, as this is shaping up to be yet another dry, dusty year. The update is necessary but won’t come cheap: If and when council gives the okee-doke, the city will pay Alan…

George W. Bush Is Already Bored

Looks like Elliott’s Hardware’s pitch to the former president paid off and then some, as the freshly unpacked Dallas resident made a “surprise” (so said the press release, anyway) swing by the Maple Avenue store today to pick up his name tag and dark-blue uni. Said the ex-president, according to…

DISD’s About to Get Very Stimulated

By now, perhaps, you’ve read that some $104,070,000 of the nearly $800 billion stimulus package will wind up in the pockets of the Dallas Independent School District. (If your kids aren’t in the DISD, you can see how your district fared in the sweepstakes by checking out this site; Plano,…

Speaking of Former Dallas Journalists …

… a Friend of Unfair Park directs our attention to D.L. Hughley’s interview with ex-Dallas Morning News-er Michael Precker, whose move to The Lodge was mentioned twice last week in the Wall Street Journal. Precker now has a new nickname: “The Wolf Blitzer of Thongs.”Embedded video from CNN Video…

Robert Riggs Is the Internet’s New Sheriff

Couple weeks back, the chaps behind Bobby Goldstein’s Cheaters announced that former KTVT’er Robert Riggs had hopped into bed with them as executive producer of new programming and development. And I did talk to Riggs that afternoon, though I never got around to posting the follow-up because, well, Uncle Barky…

Scenes from the Dallas Auto Show

Just in time for the recession, the Dallas Auto Show revs its engines till Sunday, filling the Dallas Convention Center with a bunch of cars that nobody will ever buy. But that won’t stop us from staring, glassy-eyed, like children with the JC Penney Christmas catalog. I visited yesterday Thursday…

Video of the Week: Dirk Back a Decade

Stumbled across this classic footage of a guy I’m glad the Mavericks didn’t trade yesterday. Wow, I think Dirk Nowitzki dunked more in his 1999 All-Star Rookie Game appearance than in the rest of his career combined. As Hubie Brown predicts, “He’s a handful.” …

P.E. or Not P.E., That is the Question?

This week, state Sen. Jane Nelson, a Republican from Flower Mound, introduced legislation to combat childhood obesity by requiring more P.E. time for school-age children. S.B. 890 was one of three pieces of legislation she introduced this week “designed to improve the health of Texas’ youth,” according to her press…

From Ensemble’s Ashes, a New Bonfire

Aw, dang. Had hoped to break this in the paper version of Unfair Park next week, where we profile former Ensemble Studios music-maker Stephen Rippy; but, oh, well, no such luck. Regardless, the September shuttering of Ensemble Studios — the former Dallas-based indie-studio-turned-Microsoft property responsible for such mega-selling video games…

In the Cedars, Central Dallas Ministries Struggles to Find Support for Housing Project

View Larger MapOn Tuesday, the Dallas City Council’s Housing Committee discussed 13 projects seeking low-income housing tax credits, among them Akard Plaza, which is being developed by Central Dallas Ministries’ 7-year-old affordable-housing subsidiary Central Dallas Community Development Corporation. Central Dallas CDC’s seeking $2 million from the city for what’s expected…

Last Call For Your Piece of Texas Stadium

Weird to have the visitation two months after the funeral. But hey, it’s Texas Stadium, don’t let the effed-up order deter your ogling. If you haven’t yet paid your last respects to the house that Tom Landry built, Troy Aikman upgraded and Jerry Jones sentenced to the wrecking ball, this weekend is…

State Judicial Conduct Commission Accuses Judge Sharon Keller of “Incompetence,” Discrediting Judiciary

So, back to Court of Criminal Appeals Judge Sharon Keller. But only because there’s breaking news this afternoon: The Austin American-Statesman’s gotten hold of a notice of formal proceedings from the State Commission on Judicial Conduct, which says that “Judge Keller’s willful and persistent failure to follow CCA’s Execution-Day procedures…