DISD’s Lone Ranger

DISD school board trustee Carla Ranger Dallas Independent School District board trustee Carla Ranger can’t understand why the district doesn’t make superintendent Michael Hinojosa’s contract available online. Because, see, the Texas Administrative Code says that really oughta be available to anyone interested in taking a peek at the document. And…

Knee-Jerk Gun Buying, Pig Organs and a Bogus Gold Glove

The first sip: After all the media hype surrounding the increased turnout in this year’s election, national numbers show it wasn’t really much different from 2004. The second sip: “So less than 48 hours after Democrat Barack Obama was elected president, Craig went out to buy an M-4 rifle.” The…

Like an Episode of Dragnet

It’s not one of your more dramatic, studio-pitch press releases from the U.S. Attorney’s Office; it’s no Freddy Lee Foots armored-car narrative, that’s for sure. Still, I did think today’s missive from The Man — concerning a big Ecstasy bust involving 13 folks from Dallas, Plano, Euless, Arlington, Grand Prairie…

Threads From the Urban Fabric: Halloween Night in Dallas

the urban fabric (Justin Terveen) Halloween Night outside Mantus Ultralounge Good news for Unfair Park readers this afternoon, as longtime friend of the blog, Justin Terveen, whose lens always seems to catch downtown Dallas in its best light, has sent along his favorite shot from Halloween night. With any luck,…

The WSJ Polices Insurance Companies’ Image Scanning Police

The Wall Street Journal today has a story about insurance companies hiring “outside firms to help rein in the skyrocketing costs of imaging scans like MRIs.” Included in the story is a Dallas man, S. Blaine Porter, who was treated in 2006 for aggressive lymphoma. Porter says his insurer, Blue…

Poll of Poles (With Video!)

Allison V. Smith This week’s cover story probes the pole-dancing-as-fitness trend and poses the following question: Is swinging ‘round stripper-style a healthy way to empower one’s femininity as those who do the classes attest, or is it just plain demeaning? Would you learn The Swing as a way to embrace…

Alas, Not Even Sarah Palin Could Keep Neimans From Losing Money

Neiman Marcus this morning posted its October revenues report — and the Dallas-based luxury retailer’s income for the month dropped decreased 27.6 percent, from $383 million in October ’07 to $281 million in ’08. In its filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, Burt Tansky, Neimans’ chairman and CEO, said…

We’ve Been Briefing-ed!

Our neighborhood was trashed overnight as dozens of A.H. Belo’s Briefings were dumped along the curbs and into the streets like it was some kind of prank. As you can see in the photo, I sorta, kinda got two of the freebies intended for non-Dallas Morning News subscribers — even…

The Fall Blockbuster

At the end of trading today, Blockbuster will release its third-quarter report — and it’s expected to be a downer. Notes the Associated Press this morning: “The Dallas-based company already has said it is comfortable with analyst estimates projecting a third-quarter loss of 16 cents per share on revenue of…

So Africa is a Continent, Not a Country. Whoops.

The first sip: In what is likely to be the first of many leaks in the aftermath of Tuesday’s election, McCain campaign aides told Fox News’ Carl Cameron that they had “great concerns” about Sarah Palin as second in command. Among the issues cited were Palin’s belief that Africa is…

All is Forgiven, Michael Finley

Ah, the good ol’ days? He played hard every night. Some nights – the 1-of-17 pratfall in Game 5 of the 2001 playoffs in San Antonio comes to mind – not too well, but always hard. And, with just a pinch of revisionist history turning all those fadeaway jumpers into…

Beer|DISD|Cotton Bowl|Jerry Jones

“A Confederacy of Jerks,” By Jim Schutze, October 23 Step Up, Mr. Mayor Schutze’s proposal to solve the DISD problem by recruiting civic-minded parents to seek election to the school board is wishful [thinking]. The powers-that-be that Schutze himself has already identified, including the construction industry and the school district…

Before the Election, Feeling a Little Hanxious

Hanxious: A couple of weeks ago, Buzz traveled with family to Reno, Nevada, for a vacation that involved lots and lots of drinking. It was Reno, after all, a city that can best be described as being a lot like Las Vegas, only not quite as tasteful. We’ve never really…

Overhauled and Underrated, the Mavericks Are Priced to Sell

Hello! Welcome! I see you checking out the ’08-’09 Dallas Mavericks. Yessirree, they’re a bee-yoot. You know the great thing about these Mavericks? They’re not used. They’re gently pre-owned. Seriously, and I don’t say this to just any customer, the Mavs are the best bargain on the lot. C’mon, kick…