Trick or WTF?

I snapped this pic at my friendly Tom Thumb last night. It is 57 days until Halloween. The Cowboys, who don’t get started for another three days, will have played half their season by then. Look, I embrace vampires and witches and the dark side in general. But seriously, trick-or-treating…

Would-Be Dropouts Can Expect a Phone Call from Mayor Tom Today at 3

Daniel Rodrigue The media’s been invited down to City Hall today — once more, to take pictures of Mayor Tom Leppert, like, doing something. Few weeks back he got a back-to-school haircut; today, ’round 3 p.m., he’ll be making back-to-school phone calls. That’s because, as we’ve mentioned before, some 30,000…

Turns Out, the Failed Superconducting Super Collider Was Kinda Super

How the SSC never became the world’s largest skate park remains a mystery to science. It’s been forever since the words “Superconducting Super Collider” were heard around these parts. Fifteen years ago Congress axed the project due to escalating costs — what was supposed to run about $4 billion wound…

Hard Knocks: Week 5

In the final analysis, no, actually, it wasn’t that great. Interesting, but not great. HBO’s Hard Knocks is over. Which means the season is beginning. After a five-week series that showed that – surprise! – two of the Cowboys’ leaders are Terrell Owens and Tank Johnson, we no longer have…

The Anti-Dittohead

When Jack Jett sits in front of the microphone on September 6 and hits the airwaves for the first time, he’ll be trying to succeed in a market that might not be prepared for what he brings to the table. Jett has never done radio before and is trying his…

Six Pac

Father murdered. Mother imprisoned. Drugs. Fights. Guns. Lies. Suspensions. Handcuffs. Electronic monitoring devices. Irrepressible urges. Intuitive receivers. Irrational media. The works. Adam “Pacman” Jones has been in his share of pickles during his exigent 24 years. But this predicament in Oxnard, California, is one he welcomes. One he can handle…

In the Cards

In the cards: Only a fool would predict the outcome of a hotly contested election more than two months out. So, all righty then, here goes: The election for Dallas County sheriff will go 52-48. You read it here first. What, you say you want to know who will win?…

A Blatant Diss|Don’t Get Fooled Again

“César Chávez, Texas,” by Jim Schutze, August 28 A Blatant Diss As a Texan, I must stand up for the principle that César Chávez is worthy of Dallas, and that renaming Ross Avenue is the one and only choice to commemorate such an important leader. It is a disgrace to…

See, Josh Howard Was Right All Along

Tsk, tsk. NBA players – including, turns out, former South Oak Cliff star and 2006 Dallas High School Player of the Year Darrell Arthur – loves them some marijuana. But, like the Mavericks’ Josh Howard so infamously noted, in the off-season, man. The OFF-season. Not at rookie orientation. Dude?! –…

Maxine Lives!

Shortly after the Dallas Observer launched in 1980, Marian Henley’s comic strip Maxine became a weekly feature, almost as popular as the personals. The Dallas native’s strip, featuring her alternately giddy and neurotic alter-ego, wound up becoming a national hit: In time it would spread to the LA Weekly and…

From St. Paul, Bob Schieffer Sings the Praises of His Hometown

Missed this Sunday morning — really need to remember to turn around and Face the Nation more often. Anyway, from the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Fort Worth native Bob Schieffer had plenty to say — and sing — about being from “the Fort Worth-Dallas area.” And for those…

NFL Preview: The Quarterbacks

No. 1 in Jessica’s heart. No. 3 on my list. Not playing fantasy football for the first time in 20 years this fall has its consequences: More free time. More disposable income. Less contact with the geekdom subculture. But it also has me woefully unprepared for the NFL season, which…